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//RB if you're chill with me adding my Pokémon biology headcanons to any of your posts

//I wanna make Chamomile more professor-y but I don't wanna like. Force my ideas into peoples' pre-established HCs

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Do you have eyes and were not living under a rock the past few years/more.

Legendary Pokemon deniers are the same as flat earthers.

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Please dont.

Legendary Pokemon deniers are the same as flat earthers.

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Legendary Pokemon deniers are the same as flat earthers.

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Should probably wait until your older anyways!

(@wingsofachampion) Mama 2? What's Yandere Sim? I saw it in the post that auntie Anthea reblogged. -Tropius

I...have no idea I have never heard of that

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Thats about right.

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Absols are excellent comforters.

storm time. hold absol tightly. like lifeline

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WE WON THE LORD OF NIGHTMARES LIKES ABSOL!!!!!!!!!!!

You. Favorite dark type(s). Go.

@psyonicscream

Hm. Absol, I can relate to them.

I also like Zoroark. They taught me the art of illusions many, many centuries ago.

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Anons try not to be the dumbest people on the planet

You know it is really cool that you are a hybrid… just maybe stay away from children, we don’t want them to have weird ideas, do we?

... what does that even mean...

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Made out with a gym leader??? Lucky!!!+

People in Coela should know that Venuza’s gym leader is the biggest ally out there for making out with me and actually trying like holy SHIT. Arc DAMN. He’s straight by the way. Had no fucking reaction. Looked BORED. He had me REELING.

Happy Pride to Venuza and Venuza only. The rest of Coela can havd me wish them a happy pride once they have a guy like this living there.

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Absol win!!!

AUGH MY GIRLFRIEND GOT ME THIS REALLY CUTE ABSOL PLUSH ITS JUST LIKE TAMI AAAA

i love her so much did you know that? who said teen romance isnt real?

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And other times their like ucats

absol are like idogs

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✨Y'know I always wondered what managing a Café is like✨

@miss-fairylight-magician

Quite relaxing honestly. It can get really hectic if customers are frequent, but most of the time its rather quiet apart from hushed conversation!

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Fantine took the picture

.......... I think my pokemon want me to rest.

[A photo of Ella, lying on a couch, pinned down by hugs from all of her pokemon except for Fantine.]

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People are so hard to understand...

I don’t understand arguing

I just want to make my point clear,, is thag bad? I don’t mean to hurt anybody but talking makes it worse but I just want people to understand

I don’t get it

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I tried carbos once when I was like 14. Those things are made for pokemon. I was throwing up for hours

I hate feeling so low energy............

.................. So, how do speed boosting items work??? Just out of curiosity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Photo ID: Adeline under the cafè counter, chin on shane's arm]

I love you but i dont think I can take orders with this.