Hi, I'm JohnTree. I'm a 25ft Water Oak currently residing in the United State's temperate-subtropical region. I write blog posts, reblog funny stuff, and take some nice Minecraft pictures (as well as other things) in my spare time. Feel free to read some or take a look at anything else I place here for the world to see.
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Person with hat: Excuse me, sir (falls over)
Person with trumpet: (Starts playing “Taps”)
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Ah, the futility of existence. I am familiar with this piece...
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“The Inner Shell of the Operation”
“And we give our thanks to his shellyness. Terrapin.”
I became a prophet once, when I took heed to the clicking beaked words of his shellyness. I mustered quite the congregation. I saw myself become mayor and thus created a great bale within a bastion of turtledom.
Unfortunately, this is the only bit of photography that remains of those well spent, fun days.
(Screenshots by JohnTreeBlogz - “A Roll of Play”)
#garry's mod#turtle#screenshot#video games#gmod#terrapin#holy#religion#church#state#mayor#a roll of play#darkrp#gmod darkrp
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“My Slice of Homeless Heaven”
A series of screenshots I took a long time ago in a game of GarrysMod DarkRP. I fell on dark times unfortunately and had to literally build myself from the ground up and from the ground I built my temple...well, more specifically from the prop menu...
(Screenshots by JohnTreeBlogz - “A Roll of Play”)
P.S. This set belongs to a new series of screenshots. I actually have several different screenshot series in the making and will be uploading them regularly. Most of these will be coming from my STEAM screenshots as I make space and back them up so expect a lot more content.
#gmod#garry's mod#darkrp#gmod builds#custom building#roleplaying#roleplaying games#screenshots#video game photography#a roll of play
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Oh Gordie, you certainly know your way.
Half Life Reference with Hell’s Kitchen. Cause why NAUT.
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This guy looks like the kind of guy that would wear an eyepatch and have a small town assault a prison...with a tank
Robert Cornelius takes the first historical “selfie”, 1839.
He should have taken MORE
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"How the fuck did I turn into this fabulous starfish?"
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so i’ve been experimenting with ways to make the axolotls’ feeding less messy and i found these tiny candleholders that looked perfect but
i put food in one for moony and he keeps biting the sides and going all around it and he can’t figure out that the food is INSIDE
i think he thinks the food is underneath this mysterious new rock HE’S SO FRUSTRATED IT’S THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN HE KEEPS LOOKING AT ME LIKE WTF IS THIS
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What on Earth was Alan North involved with?
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