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Just a quick doodle today of how I feel my Hawke would react to long haired Varric~

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Cyrene, Wizard & Certified Camp Therapist

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It’s insane to me that Dragon Age 2 is sandwiched in between two WAY HUGER and WAY MORE SUCCESSFUL games about more traditional fantasy protagonists facing off against world ending threats and winning and it’s this…weird, raw, personal tragedy about how no matter what you do, you can’t always stop crisis and disaster from occurring. Like The Hero or Ferelden, no matter who they were, wants to stop a Blight. The Inquisitor wants to repair the sky. And Hawke, like, wants to make some money, hang around their friends, and keep their family and their adoptive city safe. And they can’t even fucking do that, so unlike the heroes before and after them. You spend seven years in Kirkwall until the game says, “yeah, no matter what, the prejudices and traumas and hurts of this world are Too Much for one person to stop them. The world changes, wars roll over the land, you cannot stop history, Hawke. You tried. You failed.” And then you just sit there, sixteen years old, listening to “I’m Not Calling You A Liar” and you’re like….well, I guess I really wasn’t a hero. Damn. I love it.

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i always forget that fenris is a mercenary in general, presumably as well as what he does with hawke. how offended do you think the party acts when he’s busy with a different job

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Bone appétit, mes amis

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Day 7 of #Veiltober - Davrin Griffon Daddy.

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Taash is a bad influence on The Baby (Manfred) and Emmrich will not let that stand

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la petite mort

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Local crypt baby runs off in the middle of getting dressed to play with the cool skeletons

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✨✨ Happy N7 Day 2024!!! ✨✨

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i just got here but sincerely what is wrong with dorian pavus. he’s a necromancer. he helped invent time travel with his phd supervisor; this is never touched upon again. he comes out to you in front of his homophobic dad by going “sex. with men. ever heard of it”. he’s canonically so good at magic that he can keep up with god in conversation about it. constantly complains about the weather and all while he has one tit out at all times. his backstory is that he’s simultaneously a delinquent and a girlboss. he’s an alcoholic. his facial hair is completely fucking indefensible. h

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Thinking about in da2 how Varric warns Hawke about the dangers of being in a relationship with their LI but in dai he warns Sera about the dangers of being in a relationship with the inquisitior. Much to think about

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“i’m a top” “im a bottom” okay??? i’m commander shepard??? and this is my favorite store on the citadel????

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ty, astarion, for failing every fucking arcana check possible here to make this amazing comedy bit

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maybe im just sleep deprived but this gave me a good laugh