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ponyboy: hey everyone today my brother pushed me so im starting a kickstarter to put him down. the benefits of killing him would be i would get pushed way less

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nothing g o l d can stay

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Ship please?? I love your blog! I'm 4'11", I have dirty blonde hair that reaches down to waist and brown eyes. I love to dance (Like all the time). I am known for my laugh and kindness, but everyone knows not to mess with me or anyone I love. I wake up early in the morning just to write as the sun comes up, and I love cuddles.

I ship you with Johnny!

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Hi, I was wondering if i could get a ship. My name is Jessie, I have long wavy ash blonde hair and pale skin, I have a rare mutation called heterochromia iridum which is when a person has two different eye colors and mine are blue and brown I get called a freak because of it so I usually wear sunglasses over my eyes, I am five foot, skinny because I play volleyball, I can be shy yet snarky. I love to read and listen to music. Thank you :)

i ship you with Ponyboy!

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Things my dad has said that the gang has probably said too

Soda: yeah I worked for 36 hours on a derby car Ponyboy: we should invent a restaurant for cats and dogs Johnny: sometimes I get scared going up escalators because they're so high off of the ground Two bit: uh yeah I drank about 5 Mountain Dews today Dally: apparently I annoyed the neighbors and they wanted me to build a fence, so naturally I didn't Steve: well I was right so they should have known better Darry: anyone who calls me lazy is a liar and they know it

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Bobs last words

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Darry: I’m sorry I hit you, Ponyboy… Ponyboy:

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The Outsiders + Conversations/Scenarios I've Overheard At School #4

Steve: *loses a game of Kahoot to Ponyboy*

Steve: I'm gonna Kashoot you

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The Greasers as thing my brothers have said

Two-Bit: I got suspended for drinking with my friends. All my friends got put in this rehab program except for me. Why? Because I am a quote, unquote “Hopeless Case”

Dally: I’d like to start by saying Gaston did nothing wrong. He left Belle’s dad outside to get eaten by wolves! Yeah, because Belle’s dad was a little bitch!

Sodapop: I may be the middle child but I am also the most charismatic, handsome, and popular soooooo you all can suck it.

Steve: When I was your age I got suspended. Why? Becuase I wrote a fake newspaper for the school and one of the articles’ claimed that Josh’s mom was a hermaphrodite. 

Ponyboy: Uh, can I go to the nurse? I got this pencil stuck in my hand there is a whole lot of blood coming out.

Darry: Hey! The oldest gets shotgun! The youngest gets depression and daddy issues but that’s okay you’ll love it.

Johhny: Something must’ve stunt my growth when I was younger. I bet when adults see me at my job they think, Who let this 6-year-old be in charge of making me a sandwich?

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at the coffee house

ponyboy: another cup of coffee please

barista: sure, one sec

...

ponyboy: so what do you do with your time when you're not working here

barista: there's no need to fill these silences

ponyboy: oh thank god

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me looking as s.e. hinton’s twitter

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Gang at the pool

Soda and Steve splashing each other 

Steve splashing literally anyone

Dally’s chilling on a pool floaty with a beer in his hand

Darry laying out catching a tan 

Johnny sitting at the edge sticking his feet in 

Johnny wearing his shirt the whole day 

Twobit trying to flip Dal over 

Lots of curse words from Dally when he fell in 

Pony getting sunburned 

“Cracking open a cold one with the boys” 

im sORRY

soda and steve against two and pony in a game of chicken 

Dally betting to see how long Pony can hold his breath under water 

Send me things to my inbox please!! 

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Can I request an imagine where the reader is dating Soda and the rest of the group finds out they're abused?

Sorry but I'm not really comfortable writing that :(

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hey can you write an imagine where you and darry talk about having kids thank u cutie

this is so short + im sorry but please enjoy!

It was a lazy day in Tulsa and you were cuddling with your longtime boyfriend Darry. The other boys were off doing God knows what, but regardless it meant you got to have some very needed alone time with Darry. The two of you were currently on the couch under a blanket with a movie playing in the background, but neither of you were really paying attention to the movie. For hours it seemed you had been lost in conversation, talking about the most random things. Suddenly Darry changed the topic from why your favorite color was sea green and why it specifically had to be sea green and spoke up, "y/n, have you ever though about what our kids would be like?" He asked sweetly. You were taken slightly aback by this, Darry having never mentioned kids before, "Well yeah sometimes it crosses my mind," You paused, "Do you?" "Yeah I do a lot actually," He said smiling down at you, "I think about what our kids would look like and if they would have your eyes or mine, and how their personalities would be." "That's really sweet Darry," You said, your heart melting into a puddle, "I think about what they would look like all the time." "I bet that our daughter would have your beautiful y/e/c eyes, and she'd probably have your hair too." "What about if we had a son?" You asked playfully, wanting to see where he was going with this. "Well I feel like he'd probably have your eyes too, but my hair this time. And he would have my nose." "He'd be just as handsome as you," You said, smiling and kissing Darry softly on the lips. "And I bet our kids would be smart like you, and they would also love sports," "And they would be hardworking just like you," You added happily. "They would also love having six uncles," Darry chuckled, you laughed along with him thinking about the six boys who you had become so close with playing with your children, being their "uncles". "Could you imagine the gang with our children?" You asked laughing, picturing the idea, "they would corrupt them!" "I don't think Pony and Johhny would, but the other four yes." Darry said shaking his head. "This all sounds so nice babe," You smiled at Darry. "I can't wait unitl we have kids." Darry said, pulling you in close to him. "Neither can I. " You said.

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When you realize that you’re getting older while your favorite characters are still the same age as when you first met and you being to spiral into a crippling existential crisis because nothing is more upsetting than the idea of you straying away from your teenage companions

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voting ralph macchio for president reblog if you are too

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Person A: Babe do the thing.

Person B:... *Flexes*

Person A: (breathless) oh my god...