johnlockedslashprincess

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I think they're just gonna act like they did hard launch. did you notice they never said anything about the newlywed part, no friendship mention, no buddy, no bro, just stinky baby

no lowkey “we’re not qualified to give breakup advice you missed the memo” started it off and now they’re just. Like This. which yk mad respect to them bc like it’s undeniable they’re together yet nobody can make headline news out of it

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“phil cant go to an exercise class someones gonna be like ‘do a squat’ and he’ll go ‘make me’”

“‘fuck you’”

theyre so unserious im fucking cackling 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 both are alphas but just in their heads

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he was born with that dumptruck.

-dan howell, 2024

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The real reason why they don’t wear skinny jeans anymore is because Dan is a horny and clumsy drunk

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“don’t talk to me like that” TELL HIM PHIL

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october 25th (15 years later)

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like guys i’m so sorry but there is no line anymore, that shit doesn’t exist. this was so domestic and exposing my eyes are peeling like boiled tomatoes

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phil is such a himbo like.... oh so you're beautiful and kind and a bit of a flirt and you are so so so so dumb.... im in love with you i fucking guess.......

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and when they started singing in the tune of the towell dispenser, i despise them

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In case u missed it

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that was genuinely the cutest, most domestic video they’ve ever made. i need them dead.

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danandphilgames viewing experience

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My tumblr dash when DNP do anything

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phil saying “don’t talk to me like that” to dan in arguments, oh this just changed my life

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i wish to log off

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I'm actually so impressed how they managed to meet all the criteria while simultaneously creating the single worst thing we ever had to witness. they made us regret watching this the second it almost happened and that's simply beautiful.