johnlocked-swiftie
johnlocked-swiftie
Sherlock Holmes My Beloved
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Bee or Johnny || Demiromantic bisexual & transmasculine demiboy || He/Neos/They || 18 || 🇯🇵 & 🇺🇸 || Autistic (diagnosed), ADHD (undiagnosed) || Sherlock Holmes lover & johnlock shipper || Swiftie (Fav album: TTPD ANTH) || Latest hyperfixation: Severance || Currently Watching: The Devil Judge || Gatsby content on sideblog || AO3: Biana_Amberly_Vacker
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johnlocked-swiftie · 2 days ago
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sorry for kinda freaking out when the cops got called on me karen. as you can see i am not white and do not want to take any chances with them :D
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johnlocked-swiftie · 2 days ago
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wishing nothing but pain and death to all the karens in the world :)
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johnlocked-swiftie · 3 days ago
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hi my name is either bee or johnny depending on who you ask and i really like sherlock holmes :)
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johnlocked-swiftie · 3 days ago
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johnlocked-swiftie · 3 days ago
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happy salt air and the rust on your door month to those who celebrate
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johnlocked-swiftie · 3 days ago
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@star-and-moon-shipper
this shakespeare guy he was onto something
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johnlocked-swiftie · 4 days ago
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does anyone want to kiss me :(
#:(
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johnlocked-swiftie · 5 days ago
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real answer: for fielders / batters, baseball requires a shitload of running very fast, which builds up the muscles in your legs and makes that ass look fantastic. for pitchers, the positions and windups you have to use to allow that baseball to go 100 mph build up the muscles in your legs and makes that ass look fantastic.
better answer: yeah the top execs at mlb were bored by their job and thought it would be more fun everyone looked juicy. they're gonna give them all kissable lips next
What is it about baseball players that makes them all absolutely caked up. Most boring sport but best ass. Is it a tactic? To make more people care about baseball?
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johnlocked-swiftie · 5 days ago
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i miss liking my mother.
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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i'm on my period and have to make a phone call. this should be illegal actually
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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PLEASE DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON NONBINARY PEOPLE. KIER WHAT A GOOD DAY TO BE BISEXUAL I LOVE NONBINARY PEOPLE
WOMEN ARE YOU OUT THERE WOMEN. I LOVE YOU
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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MEN AS WELL. COME OVER HERE MEN. FOR. KISSY
WOMEN ARE YOU OUT THERE WOMEN. I LOVE YOU
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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WOMEN ARE YOU OUT THERE WOMEN. I LOVE YOU
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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Cause I like you … [x]
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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Chat why does it look like I’m in a horror video game lol
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johnlocked-swiftie · 6 days ago
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johnlocked-swiftie · 7 days ago
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youtube
Taylor Swift and Cobel 🤝
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