johnc0nstantine

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Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

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The strength economy is in shambles.

100% Karlach just thinks a deathmatch is a fun friendly time

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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god he's so fucking pathetic. what a god damn loser. (insane with lust)

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you'll be torn open and laid bare.

hehe and then what

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Free my man he did all of that but I need to fuck him nasty style

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Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”

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Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

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for the new barbie meme — arrested for some foolishness on Kings Head Island