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Capricorns both start and end every year. take a fuckin sip of that.

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i’m gonna frame this

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me: i’m never talking to him again, this is the last straw 

him: hey 

me:

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boys are so fucking dumb if you change your picture they think you’re a different person like even children have a better grasp of object permanence

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When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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*15 years old boy voice* alcohol

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I CANNOT BELIEV