john-dracena

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"Quivering" is my least-favourite word in the english language. Nothing and nobody should be quivering. If you're quivering right now, stop that shit immediately. Tremble or shake if you must but the quivering has to stop.

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can’t believe i haven’t seen menorah joint even once yet, y’all are slacking

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*goes to egg your house but I find out you're vegan so I ¼ cup of unsweetened applesauce your house instead*

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if you're ever feeling sad i highly recommend searching "cowboy cat" on pinterest. there are so many good things in there

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How I sleep knowing I'll never be queerbaited by IWTV because there isn't a single heterosexual character in the show

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I'm Wolverine

Art by Dan Schkade

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what if there was a snabbit. just consider it

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christmas miracle: local guy watches their mother thrive

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The Sorrowful Truth

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Love you science fiction best genre of all time that also sucks so bad

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feel like we forreal dont talk about dhalgren (1975) enough on the commie faggot pervert website

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this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

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ten years ago I was walking through my high school in a wet swimsuit to get my dive coach when I witnessed a girl getting in trouble because she had a custom LED belt buckle that scrolled the message “BOY GIMME THAT JOHNSON” and I loved it so much that I couldn’t even go back to practice, I just went home and went to sleep

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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

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the terrors of the past don’t stop

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