john-dracena
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john-dracena · 2 minutes ago
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the democrats made one crucial electoral mistake: instead of someone deeply tied to the unpopular incumbent administration, they should have run a young witch trying to find her neighbour's cat in the alps
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john-dracena · 8 hours ago
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Its hard to use parking lot without smashing into lots of other cars but thabkfuly i think its cheap to get it fixed so no harm no fowl
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john-dracena · 8 hours ago
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john-dracena · 8 hours ago
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What if water didn't have surface tension and whenever you spilled some, the whole floor of your entire apartment was covered in a 2 micrometer deep puddle
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john-dracena · 8 hours ago
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john-dracena · 8 hours ago
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please my friends are doing psychedelics and for whatever reason one of them asked me if I have anything to read and I checked my bag and all I have us Dante’s Inferno
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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john-dracena · 13 hours ago
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john-dracena · 13 hours ago
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attention spans are easy to recapture and cage back into your head. you just need to practice staring at walls for an hour every two days and letting your mind think itself out of boredom death. the wall becomes the screen. no one validates you for this but after a month of this you notice daisies when they come about. you notice things no one films but theyre beautiful all the same
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john-dracena · 13 hours ago
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My two fearsome beasts
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john-dracena · 15 hours ago
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"At least under her we could protest" i'm sorry but were you sleeping during the protest suppression at college campuses throughout all last year?
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john-dracena · 15 hours ago
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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john-dracena · 15 hours ago
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Fabio Viale, marble sculpture.
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john-dracena · 15 hours ago
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i promise you that nobody has ever in their life thought "wow, this other person inserted absolutely zero friction into my life. they were so efficient and worked so hard to get out of my way. i love them for that." not EVER. not ever ever. if you sublimated your own personhood that hard they didn't even think of you at all. the people we remember in life are the people who got in our way a little, and broke up our routine, who asserted their perspective and gave us something new to think about or feel. that's how we form real relationships -- by inconveniencing one another and actually having a marked influence on one another's lives. to be loved is to be annoyed. and to be annoying at someone. and to be thankful, at the end of it all, that somebody broke you out of yourself for a moment and got in your way.
it's great to be considerate and obviously not every interaction is gonna be special, but you can't go through life as if every person is a cashier that you don't want to get mad at you for asking for an extra bag.
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john-dracena · 17 hours ago
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The crunchers
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