john-dracena

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have you heard of it!! it's called safe following distance on freeway. yeah it's the new trend that all the. cool&fuckable people are doing. or so ive heard. anyways probably worth trying

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reblog if you're a sick individual who's attracted to women over 30

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I kind of forgot Joe is still the current president.. I thought we were just doing independent reading time until January

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it’s so important for your health to regularly interact with people at least a decade older than you who aren’t family, especially as a young person.

When my 45 year old teammate gives me advice on mental health and I know she understands because she’s had a tough adult life.

When my 32 year old friend tells me his life started improving for the first time the year she turned 30.

When the 60 year old man at the soup kitchen gives me permission to grieve by telling me I’m ‘just a baby’ with only gentleness in his voice.

It’s so much easier to abandon and break out from the cultural idealisation of youth when you surround yourself with wonderful people in all stages of their lives.

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affirmations

-they should kill me

-they are going to kill me

-im scared because they are going to kill me

-they are going to kill me because i am scared

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we cant ha;ve anything anyrmeo due to the green ape hour

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therapy will kill patient. he needs bad music to live.

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running for president as a member of the American Fujoshi Party with a foolproof plan to address male loneliness

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You Are Not Immune To fanart of characters who die in canon that has them alive and well, with scars from the wound that originally killed them

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i know my mutuals so whenever i see a horny post im like. *sigh* which republican senator is this about this time

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this user is an unapologetic supporter of horny trans women with problematic kinks. they are the backbone of society. keep up the great work ladies

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everyone quiet down dj unprotected sex is getting an unexpected call from the clinic

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garfield caused a controversy a decade ago by publishing this on veterans day

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

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