john-dracena
john-dracena
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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I can’t explain why this image is so funny to me but it is.
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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you know that one reddit post that’s like where did all the pussy go in supernatural. and how like supernatural gets progressively more homosocial and miserable over time because it’s about three guys in a legacy television show where they’re the only constant and so as a consequence of the long arc of that history means that narratively the main characters are trapped in a torment nexus they can never leave. and because they are trapped the show has long since abandoned trying to depict the guys as attractive or desirable or really even horny at all. because they’re miserable. like the structural misogyny of the show means women are disposable and presented only for the purposes of being killed off to further torment the male characters so the only thing you’re left with is three men in an intensely codependent pit of hell who all hate their lives and each other but that hatred & resentment produces a type of intimacy greater than anything they could ever experience outside of the context of the hell pit. and if you were to show a late seasons episode to someone who had no context for the show they would think wow these guys are so miserable and pathetic like it’s not even cool how brooding they are they just have no life outside of constant violence. that is also what happens in the mission impossible movies 
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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“W.H. Hudson says that birds feel something akin to pain (and fear) just before migration and that nothing alleviates this feeling except flight (the rapid motion of wings.).”
— Lorine Niedecker. Between Your House and Mine. (via themovinglip)
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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Mark Tennant, Bag of Spaghetti, 2023
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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got scolded for drinking coffee in front of god :-/
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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me if you gave me a burger
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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quinnie said "dude I hate fresh air and sunshine" (we went in shortly after this)
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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who let biologists play dnd
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john-dracena · 11 hours ago
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Sketch after a model of a seventeenth century Dutch frigate by Willem Gruyter jr. (1827 - 1880)
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made a corset to help w a different costume, but then my friend got new camera equipment so i made some extra stuff to make the undergarments look presentable so he could practice w new lighting :^)
historically inspired, but obviously not accurate
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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made a corset to help w a different costume, but then my friend got new camera equipment so i made some extra stuff to make the undergarments look presentable so he could practice w new lighting :^)
historically inspired, but obviously not accurate
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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lately my kids have been playing Baby Knife, which consists of somebody acting as a baby with knife hands chasing people while going "baby knife baby knife" over and over. is this a thing or are they just insane
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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tbh if someone just handed me a pressure washer and set me loose in the streets i would go into a trance and just start hosing shit down indiscriminately. it's not a question of how much i could clean, but how long until i get hit by a car and die
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john-dracena · 12 hours ago
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in real life smoking resin means you’re broke. in dark souls smoking resin gives you lightning powers. so what gives?
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john-dracena · 16 hours ago
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me age 7 watching shrek and hearing the words "i've seen your flag on the marble arch love is not a victory march it's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah" for the first time
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john-dracena · 19 hours ago
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Hydraulic press
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