john-a-smooth

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The chimp broke out of the lab where we taught a chimp how to pick locks

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My slippery slimy Eel is slipping and sliming all thought my slippery and slimy house. Oh, Woe Is Me

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The Alaskan Whipper is out to get me help

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From now until August, I'm doing art commissions! Here's the rates and a few examples of what your money can get you!

The best way to contact me is through discord (bobcat_pie), but you could also contact me through email (moonbobcat24@gmail.com), this account, or through my other account (@neatokeanosocks)

I accept payment up front, through Kofi or Paypal!

Here, look at a few examples!

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Kakapo aka Owl Parrot (Strigops habroptila), family Strigopidae, order Psittaciformes, New Zealand

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

Photographs by the New Zealand department of conservation

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Birds of Aotearoa! At the very least, a couple of them!

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You and your party descend into the abandoned church's basement after hearing some odd sounds through the trapdoor.

One of your party members is mysteriously attacked! What do you do?

Channel divinity

Attack immediately!

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ooooooeeeeeaaaaaaghhhghghghhhhhhhhhhh

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what in the ai hell

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Thinking of having both a supply of ibuprofen for home and a supply of ibuprofen for school. What would look more suspicious: a plastic baggie of pills in my cabinet, or in my backpack?

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This might end up being part of a larger project, but I will die if I don't share it

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portrait

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tits are great. they r like pecs but communist

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tits are great. they r like pecs but communist

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Your wife and her key husband.

MY WIFE AND HER KEY HUSBAAAANNNNNNDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fake weird girls when REAL stranger behavior come at them.

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I stand with my irrelevant wife