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"Rejected." "But, Milord, he has been specifically chosen to..." "Rejected. Goodbye."

Wally, tied down to a stone table and about to be sacrificed, feels more than offended.

This particular cult is trying to gift him to some minor god of protection or something, he wasn't particularly paying attention to the specifics, saying that the god needs a new member of his harem.

"But we chose this one because of his qualifications!"

"Indeed, we sense the eldritch within him!"

The god or whatever raises one white eyebrow.

"Re. Jec. Ted. Rejected. That? That whole thing?" The being asks, waving a hand generally at Wally's everything. "That is not going anywhere near my Fraid or my Haunt."

"Hey!" Wally says incredulously, "The hell did I do to you, man?"

"No no, that's the beauty of it!" A cultist interrupts him, also motioning at Wally's everything. "As a member of your harem and also one already tainted by the unknowable, he can stay out of your personal lair and stay in the Eternal Void, and you can just make sure he pleases you in wherever way you desi-"

"That thing is also not getting anywhere near my dick. In fact? This? This is done. I am done."

The being snaps his fingers into fingerguns, points at the shackles on Wally, and breaks them with green beams of light.

"Run free and far away frommmmmmmholy fuck get away from me!"

"So what, am I not good enough for you?" Wally asks, now in the beings face and ignoring the cultists.

Fuck those guys, but this just got personal.

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Danny is being hounded by one of Clockwork's worst nightmares, thanks to a stupid cult that thinks he's A, a god, and B, has a harem.

Great.

He's supposed to be at his 21st birthday party, getting legally wasted, and now he's getting hit on the man responsible for a not one, not two, but three week adventure through the time stream he just got back from.

This man and his ilk are responsible for nearly all of Danny's Clockwork Assignments, specifically to fix the timestream and reality, and he has the balls to ask why Danny doesn't like him?!

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It Looks like food, It Tastes like food, It's food

I saw a post a while back where Danny would just eat random things that should not be consumed, including kryptonite, and it left a little brain worm, so here we are.

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Ghost eat ectoplasm. That's a generally known fact, to those who know things about ghosts that is, but what is less well known is that they actually eat anything with a high enough energy or strong enough signature. So they can eat things like magic, strong emotions, and radioactive rocks. Technically they can eat anything that isn't actively poisonous to ghosts, but if it doesn't have any energy it's just like a human eating dirt and has no nutritional value.

Danny does not know all these more obscure facts. his ghost knowledge is mostly based on experience and what he can learn from his parents' bias research. Of course, another ghost could tell him, but with all the other gaps in his knowledge, no ones thought to bring it up.

Danny thinking he can only really eat ecto does not, however, deter him from eating a lot of random things because he is under the impression that everything green and glowing (minus electric lights, he's not stupid.) is ectoplasm. And given the properties that make non electric things glow, he still obtains sustenance from them. Of course if he ever took one of the things he found back to his parents' lab or to another ghost, they could tell him it wasn't ecto, but why would he do that when he could eat it?

So to get to the DC part of this, imagine Danny as a JL or JL adjacent hero and freaking people out when they catch him eating things that shouldn't be possible to eat.

They're either in the middle of a battle or have just finished and Danny is hungry so he takes a bite out of one of Hal's constructs and everyone there is like "???"

They brake into one of Lex Luther's facilities to confiscate his kryptonite and Danny's like "Dinner!" and starts eating big chunks like they're apples and putting little pieces in his pockets as snacks for later. Super man avoids him for a week. Partially because he's scared the radiation will effect him from within Phantom, and partially because seeing that was actually scary.

Batman gets annoyed when his fail-safe kryptonite goes missing. Apparently Danny came over with Jason for a visit to the cave and he ate it as a snack.

....

Just a thought. Feel free to add on. There's a story in here somewhere.

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Well that’s terrifying

Uhhhhhhhh that seems bad

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Time's Gift

DP x DC Prompt

Tim had exhausted all other options to try and bring Bruce back from the timestream. Now he's here, about to summon the being known as Clockwork to bring Bruce back.

It was a bit of a rush of events after Tim had summoned Clockwork. Bruce was brought back and sent to the Batcave easily. Clockwork had given Tim a baby to care for. Then Tim was put into a house that was made by Clockwork for him and the baby.

"This house will not run out of the things you will need to continue living. It will even provide the things needed to raise a child. But this house and everything in it will vanish the moment you and only you break the seal on this piece of paper."

Clockwork had told him that and handed him a paper that had a very elaborate seal on it. And Tim is okay with staying in the house Clockwork had put him in. The Batfam don't really treat him like one of them, Kon and Bart are gone and the rest of the Titans have moved on from them a bit too quickly, and this house has basically everything he'll ever need, including a lab and other things to keep up his training to protect him and his son.

It had been almost an entire year before Ra's had found Tim in that house. The old man had tried to convince Tim to join him, but when that wasn't working, he threatened Danny, his baby boy. But Tim wasn't the one to drive Ra's away. It was the big Knight covered in Black Armor and a glowing green sword that had driven Ra's away after sending the Assassins with Ra's to a different dimension with the sword. The Knight had said that he was the personal Knight to his baby boy, who is the Ghost King sent to this world to live a better life than his last one, where his own family had just abandoned him in his time of need.

And then he is found again by either one or more of the Batfam nearly a decade later. Danny, his smart little boy, had seen them on the edge of the property Clockwork had provided them.

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Dc x Dp prompt #1:

I'd like to preface this by saying I'm incorporating tropes I've seen in other posts.

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Jason has been a lot happier recently. His Pit Rage has been getting less and less frequent, he's cooking and coming over to the manor a lot more, and he even let Dick hug him last week without threatening bodily harm!

The rest of the batfam, while happy for him, are curious about the change. So one night at dinner they ask him what's up with him and why he's so happy recently. Surprisingly, instead of taking it the wrong way and getting mad Jason is eager to share.

Apparently, Jason has a boyfriend now. Yay!

He goes on and on about this civilian he met after stoping a cult who was trying to summon a deity and how he is this nerdy college kid who really likes space and how their civilian identies shared the same Gen Ed course so he made an effort to become friends. Turns out that nerdy space guy had caused the initial improvement in mood and his offer to go on a date to an incredibly diverse and well-stocked library had been the cherry on top.

The only thing is that Jason didn't want them stalking the guy and refered to him around the family exclusively as "Angel". Everyone thinks that's just a cute pet name he gave the guy as a way to both reference and distract the civilian from the cult ritual he was probably rescued from. Little do they know that it's actually because "Angel" was not a victim of the cult ritual but the summonee, that appeared in the form of a biblically accurate angel.

One day some supernatural entity decideds to attack Gotham and everyone is calling whoever they can think of for back-up. Batman calls Constantine, Nightwing calls Zatana, Red Robin and Robin are contacting the Justice League, and even Red Hood seems to call someone.

The situation is getting desperate. The JL is here but at most the can just slow the supernatural being down. Constantine and Zatana are still 20 minutes out and things are looking bad when another Eldritch Being spawns and seems to take down the threat in one move.

Everyone stands stunned as the being turns to them and in a booming voice exclaims "DON'T BE AFRAID. I WAS CALLED TO HELP". They all go through several emotions upon hearing those words. Where did this being come from? Is this a biblically accurate angel? Who called it here to help? Was it Zatana or maybe Constantine? Are they here yet? Upon looking around it is found that Zatana and Constantine are not here yet and the heroes get ready to engage this being carefully when a voice calls out

"Angel!"

Everyone whips their heads around to see Jason climbing over debris towards the Eldritch Being in front of them. The Batfam feels faint with a creeping realization and Superman swears he heard Batman's heart skip a beat for a second. Before anyone can ask Jason what he's doing the being shapeshifts into the much smaller form of a young fae-like creature with pointed ears, fangs, stark white hair, and vibrant green eyes floating in the air. He flys over to Jason before a flash of bright light leaves a young man deep black hair and frosty blue eyes in Jason's arms.

Jason turns to introduce his boyfriend to his family and the League only to find that Batman has fainted, a panicking JL, and a gobsmacked Zatana and Constantine have who've arrived in time to see the transformation. As Zatana and Constantine begin to freak out and prepare defensive magic Batman comes to and levels a scowl at Jason.

"Hood, I think you have some explaining to do."

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First Visit

OG

In a series of unknown events Jason woke up to something warm and vibrating on his chest, as well as what he belatedly recognized as purring near his face.

Opening his eyes he found a fluffy black cat on his chest, doing what Damian had called a "perfect cat loaf" once when showing him a picture of Alfred the cat. Rubbing his eyes he stared at the cat, he didn't have a cat.

Bedroom door? Closed.

Window? Closed.

How did a cat get in here? Did Damian need to hide a cat and forget to tell him? He shuddered as he was reminded of that one time out of many in the league where he woke up with some kind of lizard or snake suddenly in his room.

Well, the purring was nice, and Jason knew as well as anybody that you didn't disturb a napping kitty. Reaching over to his nightstand he looked at his phone, no new messages from his family, a pic from Roy with Lian did make him smile at least. Opening the chat with Damian he took a photo of the cat and sent it with the caption " This yours?"

He saw that the message got read, then nothing, okay then.

"Yip!" Suppressing a flinch and clutching his phone, so he didn't throw it, he snapped his head to the side and saw a small, green puppy leaning its head on his mattress while staring up at him.

Slowly Jason turned his phone to snap another picture, this time of the dog, before sending it to Damian with a "What the fuck?" - read again, then nothing. The puppy whimpered. Jason glanced at it again. The puppy seemed to stand on its hind legs while his front legs were now clawing at his mattress so he could get up on the bed.

"The brat owes me so much, up you go, be nice to the cat." Helping the dog up with one hand while trying not to jostle the cat was a bit of a struggle with the pup squirming so much. But as soon as the puppy was up he walked over to the cat, laid his head down on his front paws and gave small licks to the cats' side.

The cat opened its eyes, an intense green, nearly glowing, turned to the dog, gave him a lick over his nosebridge and then went back to napping.

The puppy jumped up, proceeded to hit Jason square in the face with his fast wagging tail and then gave playful growls to the cat, obsiously wanting to play.

The cat ignored it.

The puppy suddenly pounced, making the cat roll off Jasons chest with a squaking meow before it landed on its legs and proceeded to jump off the bed towards Jasons legs and then to the ground. The puppy followed, happily yipping at the cat. White botted paws now visible as Jason feared the worst, but before he could do anything the cat suddenly stilled, ears flickering.

The puppy tilted its head, gave the cat a lick before the cat swished its tail into the puppies face and bolted through the wall out of the bedroom.

Well... that explained how it entered, and the puppy followed, also through the wall, and Jason decided he needed breakfast before he tried to make sense of what just happened.

He stopped when he saw Damian break in through the window just as he entered his living room. The two brothers stared at each other.

"Tt. Where is the cat Todd?" Damian closed the window behind himself, looking around.

"It ran outside through the wall." 'Cause why not? Why should Jason be the only one baffled on this fine morning?

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Danny has found a small-ish floating island in the Zone that isn't claimed by anyone. Dibs.

He starts altering it, and finds out that for ghosts it's like, super easy. He's literally just grabbing bits of ecto and forming it into what he wants, like putty.

He takes inspiration from his favorite Animal Crossing save, and shapes this floating island to be a place for him to just...go chill.

He names it the same thing he named his Animal Crossing island; Potato.

Danny loves Potato Island. It's his new favorite place to go to unwind.

The blob ghosts like his little ecto lakes and ponds, and will take the form of random fish to play in them. Some of them like to pretend to be caught when he goes "fishing", and are very proud when he takes photos with them and tells them what a big catch they are.

There's his house, based on the Animal Crossing one he designed, and there's a few other empty ones as well.

There's shops, based after the ones on his islands, that have no wares and no one to run them.

But that's fine, this is all just so he can relax.

Except one day, a ghost he hasn't met before asks if they can have one of the houses. That in return, they'll run one of the shops.

Danny agrees! He was getting kind of lonely anyways, and he's not on the island all the time.

Then another ghost asked. Then another.

Now his little project island is a bustling avenue of shops and locals, with celebrations for Ghost holidays he's never heard of planned out, and a small city council to gather up concerns and bring them to his attention if the city council can't resolve them.

Usually it's infrastructure, since no one but Danny can make alterations to the island. The political stuff stays firmly in the hands of the elected officials.

Potato Island is a small, peaceful hub of trade and Danny is Very Proud.

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Meanwhile, the Justice League Dark is very happy that there's an interdimensional, peaceful trading village in the Infinite Realms that they can do their shopping at with ease.

The locals like to barter, which is ideal for Magic Users, and Potato Island (wild name but whatever) is protected by a very powerful spirit, so JLD members don't have to worry about being attacked while there.

Billy, though; Billy has a whole other reason to seek Potato Island out; he needs a place to live as a human. He can open his own portals and go back to Earth, and he's not stupid, he knows not to eat food from the Realms, but he's...a little tired of being homeless.

As Captain Marvel, everyone thinks he's an adult and that he has a secret base to live in.

But as Billy, who no one in the hero community knows, he's been living on the streets, and he wants security.

So the next time he goes to Potato Island, he explores it, searching for the Island's guardian; Phantom.

He has a favor to ask.

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okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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I need help finding a lost fanfiction, I'm pretty sure it was on Ao3..... maybe...

I think it was in a series, could also possibly not be, but it was with Danny in a perfume shop in a Gotham mall?, one of the ladies there was giving him a sample but one of its ingredients was blood blossoms

And two face Harvey Dent was there doing villain things

I think when Danny was running away he bumped into him and I think at this point he had his hood up, so maybe when Danny bumped into Harvey it knocked it off as much as to show Harvey his possibly melted face, can't really remember what allergic reaction Danny's face had to the blood blossom perfume, but it shocked Harvey so hard psychologically that it brought him back to the day that one dude in court tossed acid at his face

Bruce or batman showed up and when Harvey woke up, he was so confused at what was going on cause to him it was still the day of the court day

I also remember Danny was on the phone with Sam and Tucker while he was in the perfume shop, possibly texting

Also I feel like Duke was around there somewhere

Also I think Danny had ran out of the mall and could have possibly got hit by a car or maybe Duke hit him with something that caused him to get hit by a car? And then he ended up in an ambulance

But also it might be the second time something like this has happened and the batfam is searching for people who keep stealing corpses, not knowing it was just one person (Danny) every time and he just escaping

So yeah.... please help 🙏

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DpxDc #14

Infinite lives glitch

The body on the ground looked so small.

Nightwing couldn't keep his gaze away.

Maybe it was the fact that the teenager was about Damian's age, or that he kinda looked like him, but something inside him twisted.

He felt the need to see his family again, to make sure they were alright.

He lifted his eyes off of it, as he heard steps coming from behind. A young girl, dressed in a complete goth outfit, looked between him and the body on the floor.

Dick was ready to try and calm her down, to take her away from the situation. Seeing a corpse wasn't easy for him, let alone a civilian.

The girl just sighed.

"Don't freak out"

That really sounded like something he should say.

Instead, the girl just walked up to the corpse and knelt next to it, taking out chalk from her purse and starting to draw a circle on the ground.

"He always does this, don't worry. Nothing a bit of necromancy can't solve"

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Or: Danny just dies a lot, so the team just learned how to track and resurrect him

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Danny, in an effort to prove that having something like hair loose in a hero costume without the benefit of ecto contamination, is a huge risk to identity.

His own hair from his Ghost Form, when it's been run, has never been traced back to him; the ecto contaminating it makes it distinctly different from his hair when he's in human form.

But the human heroes don't have that advantage.

So Danny decides to do them a favor; all heroes that leave their hair out?

He steals a strand and runs it on a special computer Tucker designed just for this. It cannot be traced, and it has access to nearly all databases barring those operating on unknown alien or semi-sapient AI software.

That's when they just bribe Technus into breaking into them and searching.

They find out that Superman has a super computer, and that the super computer is run by an AI, and that, more importantly, that AI can be easily overrun by Technus.

They leave a note in the system when they leave explaining how to shore up it's defenses.

At the end of the day he's got almost everyone's secret identity, barring a select few.

Then he puts together a huge file, slaps a label on it that says "Reasons why you should hide your hair if you're a hero k thnx byee", and drops it on the roof of the Daily Planet.

"Hey, Superman, Clark, whatever you prefer, this is for you."

Superman is already floating in front of him, appeared the second he said Clark.

Danny just salutes him and goes invisible and intangible.

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The Justice League has just been made aware of the menace Phantom by the GIW, but right before they're going to run their operation in tandem with the JLD to take out the threat, said threat drops off a dossier with almost all of their personal information.

The threat is obvious, and more than implied.

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Ghost of the Flash Family

DP x DC Prompt

Danny's first interaction with his Uncle Barry is when he's sent to the future to deal with Dan.

Of course, the remainder of the Justice League in that doomed future welcomes him to help deal with Dan, with a backup plan if things go awry of the Flash's going back in time to stop Danny's transformation into Dan.

Things do go awry, with Impulse being the only surviving Flash family member. So both he and Danny follow Dan back in time to stop him from killing Danny's family. They do stop Dan, and Impulse stays in this time period to help the Heroes of the world, with him and Danny in regular contact to keep Dan from happening again, because if Danny still has family that cares about him, then Dan won't be inevitable (and Danny isn't really ready to face the Justice League after failing them in that doomed future because of his guilt).

Fast forward to a few years later, Danny had been in the process of getting Dan to become good again with the help of Dani, when he, Dani, and Dan are captured by the GIW after he told his parents about him being Phantom. His parents sold him out to the GIW and disowned him.

The three of them are put through a lot of painful experiments, with Dan and Dani unable to handle them all because they aren't like Danny, the Ghost King, twice over because Danny bested both Pariah and Dan. Dan and Dani are close to being ended before Danny hosts their cores in his own body to keep them alive.

Meanwhile, Bart is concerned that Danny has missed a few of their check-ins. He's got to tell the Justice League about the whole story of what happened in the future so they could find Danny to stop Dan from happening again (he doesn't know that the GIW have Danny and that Dan is free but in the process of reforming, Jazz or someone else that's trusted by Danny to know of Dan's reformation process is in the story of whoever picks this up to make a fic).

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Danny, in an effort to prove that having something like hair loose in a hero costume without the benefit of ecto contamination, is a huge risk to identity.

His own hair from his Ghost Form, when it's been run, has never been traced back to him; the ecto contaminating it makes it distinctly different from his hair when he's in human form.

But the human heroes don't have that advantage.

So Danny decides to do them a favor; all heroes that leave their hair out?

He steals a strand and runs it on a special computer Tucker designed just for this. It cannot be traced, and it has access to nearly all databases barring those operating on unknown alien or semi-sapient AI software.

That's when they just bribe Technus into breaking into them and searching.

They find out that Superman has a super computer, and that the super computer is run by an AI, and that, more importantly, that AI can be easily overrun by Technus.

They leave a note in the system when they leave explaining how to shore up it's defenses.

At the end of the day he's got almost everyone's secret identity, barring a select few.

Then he puts together a huge file, slaps a label on it that says "Reasons why you should hide your hair if you're a hero k thnx byee", and drops it on the roof of the Daily Planet.

"Hey, Superman, Clark, whatever you prefer, this is for you."

Superman is already floating in front of him, appeared the second he said Clark.

Danny just salutes him and goes invisible and intangible.

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The Justice League has just been made aware of the menace Phantom by the GIW, but right before they're going to run their operation in tandem with the JLD to take out the threat, said threat drops off a dossier with almost all of their personal information.

The threat is obvious, and more than implied.

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Alfred: I'm afraid I don't have any open positions right now available

Danny: There isn't? But what about the ad on Gotham Job Connects saying a nanny was needed at Wayne Manor?

Alfred: I am unsure how that go on there but I can assure you, no one here put up that-

Damian: Excuse me, are you Daniel Fenton?

Danny: *Blinks down at child* Oh um yes I am.

Damian: Excellent. You're right on time for your interview. Please follow me.

Alfred: Master Damian? You put up a ad for a nanny?

Damian: That's right.

Alfred: You....want someone to care for you?

Damian: Heavens no. I'm searching for a nanny for the real child of the house. I know you're overwhelmed with the day to day duties running the household and didn't want you to have a heart attack from the stress. A professional nanny would lift the load off your shoulders.

Danny: That's so sweet that you care so much for your staff. Who's the child you want someone to help take care of? You're baby brother or sister?

Damian: My father.

Danny: .....

Alfred embarrassed: Master Damian....why would you-?

Damian: Richard says Father acts like a child, and children need minding if they make idiotic decisions too often.

Danny: .....

Alfred: I'm terrible sorry about this young man. I'll reimburse any millage you wasted driving out here.

Danny: No, it's okay. I-

Damian: The pay is fifty dollars a hour. Eighty hours every two weeks. We cover all benefits such as medical, dental, vision and auto insurance, and lodging can be provided if needed. Depending on how long we need your services I'll set up a retirement fund for you matching your bi-weekly pay.

Danny: So I would be like a in home caregiver? Most of my experience is with children but I'm sure I could handle your father.

Alfred: Master Damian!

Damian: *Hands Alfred a piece of paper*

Alfred after reading it: How soon can you start sir?