joenouchi

[joenouchi]

bi, blond, and ready 2 fight 24/7

[joenouchi]

mutaheir‌:

He may not duel much anymore, but you can bet that he’ll excitedly agree to the challenge. Hands lace under his chin as he props himself on the other side with a fully amused expression. To which he might just add a little bit of a spark. ❝Alright, sounds like a fun deal then.❞ He might also, just order a milk for Joey. 

how  long  had  it  been  since  he’d  got  to  duel  atem  ？    the  guy  wasn’t  as  big  on  dueling  as  jou  was  these  days ,   and  you  can  bet  the  boy  was  willing  to  do  whatever  it  took  ！    oh  yeah  ！    this  was  gonna  be  great  ！

❝   oh  you’ll  be  eatin’  them  words  once  i  win  ！   ❞     playfully  arrogant ,   he  grins  brightly  at  his  friend  before  picking  up  the  plate  and  scarfing  it  down ,   no  utensils  or  table  manners  necessary.    he  can  already  feel  the  heat  in  his  mouth ,   and  that  was  before  he  even  set  the  plate  back  down.  ❝     alright  ！    who’s  da  man ,    it’s  me  ！     dem  spices  get  nothing  on  jo----     aahh ,     aahhh  ！    hot ,   hot  ！     ❞

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                             @brothersaved​​      ⋮⋮        " first of all, how dare you. " 

GAAAA  KAIBA  WHERE  DID  YOU  COME  FROM  ？！    ❝     how dar--   how  dare  i  ？！    you  got  a  lot’da  nerve  rich  boy  ！  thems  fighting  words  so  you  better  be  ready  to  square  up  kaiba   ！    ❞

[joenouchi]

kurobolt·:

gods,  does  everyone  know about his  crush on  admiration for seto kaiba?  and here he thought he was being  subtle.  dark eyes widen a little;  not necessarily in any type of  surprise,   as everyone knows about the incredibly  strange  dynamic between the school’s owner   &   the appointed head of the slifer dorm,  but more in  curiosity  toward what exactly the blonde is implying   (  he’s a little  flustered  too,  but that he won’t admit  ).   

“  uh   —   with  all due respect,  professor   —   you’re an amazing duelist   &   all,  but hasn’t he  beaten  you,  like,  every time you’ve dueled?  ”

❝     wha---- ？！   ❞    he  almost ,    almost ,   loses  his  balance  entirely ,   the  back  lash  to  his  boasting  enough  to  push  him  off  his  feet.    his  cheeks  burn  a  deep  red ,    eye  twitching  as  he  stares  down  at  the  student.    sure ,   bringing  up  kaiba  outta  the  blue  was  bound  to  get  mixed  opinions ,   but  his  very  own  students  ？！   betraying  him  like  this  ？！   ❝    w-who  went  and  told  ya  that  ？   listen ,   kaiba  and  i  go  way  back ,   there’s  no  way  this  sort  of  stuff  can  get  documented ,   you  know  ？   believe  me ,   i’ve  kicked  kaiba’s  butt  more  times  then  i  can  count  ！    ❞ 

❝     like  er   ...     ❞    he  froze.   no  longer  looking  at  manjoume ,   he  instead  stares  intently  at  his  hand  as  he  tries  to  count  all  the  times  they’d  dueled  together    ...    and  all  the  times  he’d   ...    won  ？    ❝     eerr  ...     ❞

[joenouchi]

@mutaheir​​​​    ⋮⋮  sc .

❝   if  i  eat  this  entire  dish  ya  gotta  duel  me  again,    thems  the  breaks  for  ya  ！  oh  baby,   i  can  feel  tha  heat  from  over  here ！  goodbye  taste  buds  and  hello  a  sweet  victory  from  yours  truly  ！   ❞

[joenouchi]

@preciousblueeyes​​​    ⋮⋮   sc .

❝    you  n’  me  ！   right  here,   right  now  ！  arm  wrestling  match,   let’s  go  ！   ❞ 

[joenouchi]

@dancedueled​​    ⋮⋮    sc .

❝     i  don’t  dance  téa,   how  many  times  do  i  gotta  tell  ya  that  ！   do  i  look  like  a  guy  that  practices  in  tha  shower  ？    eh   ...   on  second  thought,   don’t  go  answerin’  that.     ❞

[joenouchi]

@kurobolt​    ⋮⋮     sc .

❝    you  think  rich  boy  kaiba’s  cool,    then  you  obviously  haven’t  been  studyin’  as  hard  as  yer  uniform  says  ！    just  wait  til  ya  get  aload  of  what  i  can  do  ！   i  put  that  pretty  boy  ta  shame  ！    ❞

[joenouchi]

@luvvieshe​​    ⋮⋮      sc .

❝    what  yer  lookin’  at  is  tha  best  dragon  in  the   whole  world  ！   that’s  right  baby,   this  right  here  is   red - eyes  black  dragon  ！   in  da  flesh ！    ❞                        

[joenouchi]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ SCRUBS / 2.01 –– 2.04 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

“Call it wishful thinking, but I couldn’t shake the feeling that this was nothing more than a very, very bad dream.”

“Why are you so cranky in the mornings?”

“I can’t remember the last time I was in this foul a mood.”

“Is that supposed to cheer me up?”

“I hate it that everything’s so messed up between all of us.”

“I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.”

“I put my underwear in the microwave to dry them and they feel good.”

“I’ve been thinking about all the times you’ve manipulated me and toyed with me, and I can’t help but recall that children’s fable about the race between the tortoise and the pain in the ass that everybody hates.”

“It’s a disturbing children’s book, but it’s one that’s stuck with me.”

“That’s the sound of all the bees in your bonnet.”

“You can’t drop this on me and expect me to make it a priority.”

“I was wrong to talk behind your back, which is a violation of the trust our relationship is based on.”

“It’s gotten awkward with this guy I’m seeing.”

“I planned to avoid him all day, but I needed his help.”

“What kind of man tortures people like this?”

“I think we should sex each other.”

“Our relationship ended so quickly, and now there’s these feelings floating around and I feel like we’ll always regret it if we don’t see if they lead somewhere.”

“He wasn’t yelling at me like he used to because he didn’t care about me anymore.”

“I couldn’t help thinking about the way things used to be.”

“Everyone was just drifting, each one of us acting like the others didn’t exist.”

“I think we should talk about the sexual tension.”

“You’re not in love, you idolize me.”

“You’re mad because I’m scared of losing you?”

“I never took you for granted.”

“I’ve killed for much less than that.”

“I’ll do it again unless you all shut up now.”

“Are you planning on making this worth my while?”

“Sometimes when you do nothing at all, things just have a way of fixing themselves.”

“You were in my dream, and I can’t so for certain but I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross-eyed water snake.”

“There’s nothing like the feeling of taking charge of a situation.”

“That was kind of demeaning.”

“I’m gonna politely tell you to blow it out your ass.”

“I make it a rule to never get in bed with people that I have nothing but contempt for.”

“Next time we talk, maybe I could finish a sentence or two.”

“I don’t want to hear your misguided romantic notions.”

“Sex is a sport, like racquetball.”

“It’s impossible to actually lie next to her seeing as she sleeps hanging upside down from the ceiling wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.”

“As weird as this place is during the day, it’s even worse at night.”

“It’s disturbing how obsessed you are with your butt.”

“You can do your victory dance or slaughter a goat or whatever it is you do when you’re happy.”

“This is pointless, angry, shallow sex.”

“Why would you go and ruin something like that?”

“I’m real sorry, but that’s not enough for me anymore.”

“I have feelings for you but unlike you I have some balls.”

“I can’t let you back into my life and watch you personally and professional sabotage every single chance you get.”

“What do you want me to do to prove I’m not that guy anymore?”

“Sometimes just making a decision is half the battle.”

“Sometimes we’re our own worst enemy.”

“I need you to quiet the hell down.”

“If I were younger and tipsy, this might be your lucky day.”

“I can’t do your work for you.”

“Leave this instant, this second, this moment.”

“We have a lot in common, like having a hard time digesting dairy.”

“I don’t know why you’re trying to force this.”

“Tomorrow’s gonna be a better day for everyone.”

“You’re stuck on your first impression, that I am some spoiled brat.”

“I don’t always say the right thing.”

“I only have things in common with nice people.”

“Around here, life can be full of surprises.”

“I decided I could have my cake and eat it, too.”

“I could do naughty things to that man.”

“I’ve been self-conscious my whole life and finally got the courage.”

“If you were to change one thing about my appearance, what would it be?”

“If I were to be really honest with myself, I would change everything.”

“Are all women this crazy?”

“How about you help me out and I won’t tell anybody about this?”

“I wanna be like you, but a more successful you.”

“I like to think your life comes down to the choices you’ve made.”

“In the end, you have to trust your decisions.”

“You’ll need a tinfoil hat to hold in all your thoughts.”

“The greatest thing about her is I always know I can count on her to be the bad cop.”

“If you don’t listen to them, you’re gonna have to answer to me.”

“I guess after awhile you just stop being surprised by people.”

“How come I know nothing about your family?”

“I’m not big on sharing my personal life with people.”

“Women are masters of every style of combat.”

“I’m in a mood, so it’s probably in your best interest to make up some lame excuse and leave.”

“I will not be spoken to like that.”

“Now you think I’m the craziest woman here.”

“I can’t believe you think I’ve got a thing for her.”

“You babbled all my crazy to the person I plan on spending the rest of my life with.”

“I told you how hard it is for me to let my guard down.”

“I was hoping that we can use this as an opportunity to repair our relationship.”

“I never meant to insinuate you guys were stupid.”

“Everyone knows you’re a hundred times smarter than the jackasses that run this place.”

“It wouldn’t hurt you to cut ‘em some slack once in awhile.”

“Every time you screwed up with me, I’ve let you off the hook.”

“You can keep trying to connect with me.”

“You’re so damn entertaining.”

“You might be better served if you could stop worrying so much about who does and doesn’t notice you.”

“I think every day is made up of tiny little tests.”

[joenouchi]

                                 @ocultistt​    ⋮⋮       “If you think I’m scary now, you haven’t seen anything.”

❝      that’s   it  ！   i’ve   had   enough   of   ya   killin’   me   in   god   mode   you   lousy   cheat ！    i   didn’t   mean   to   ruin   your   damn   wheat,    how   was   i   supposed   to   know   i’d   mess   it   up   if   i   stepped   on   it  ！    ❞       jou   screams   from   the   other   room ,    throwing   his   headphones   on   the   floor   and   internally   cringing   at   the   possible   damage   they’d   taken   because   of   it.    had   he   not   been   enraged,    he   might   have   picked   them   up,    but   now   was   not   the   time  ！    he’s   marching   over   to   ryou’s   room,    pounding   on   the   door.   ❝    you   ask   me   to   play,    i   play,    and   whaddya   do   in   return  ？    you   kill   me  ！    you   kill   me   on   my   own   front   porch  ！    open   up   ryou,    your   trident   can’t   save   ya   once   i   get   my   hands   on   you  ！    ❞

[joenouchi]

𝓘𝓝𝓑𝓞𝓧  ⋮⋮                   @luvvieshe​ ::           "Vibe check!" Her words ever clear are threatening in manner nonetheless. Feral her grin be, palms clasped raised and promptly she slams pillow rather aggressively into the taller. " Vibe Check failed!!" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

                                         vibe  wha------  he  doesn’t  have  time  to  process  her  words ,      instead  his  eyes  widen  at  the  aggressive  stand  point ,     watching  in  struck  horror  as  the  pillow  comes  into  view .     it  happens  in  slow  motion ,     like  in  them  movies ,     almost  comical  how  fearful  he  is  of  this  mostly  harmless  assault .   “    woah ,    hold  on ,    wait’da  minute--- !     ”    oof .     he’s  struck  with  power  not  expected  from  the  shorter  female ,     almost  losing  his  balance  entirely . 

                                         “     what  the  hell’s  yer  deal  ?!    ”   what  was  she  on  about  ?    and  what  kinda  thug  just  attacked  someone  right  outta  no  where  !     jou  doesn’t  even  know  where  to  begin  with  this ,     aside  from  staring  down  at  her  with  a  bewildered  expression .   “     you  got  some  manners ,     you  know  that  ?    want  me  to  vibe  check  you  while  we’re  at  it ,    huh  ?!     ”

[joenouchi]

Yugi: *literally trips on nothing* oh no how clumsy!

Jou and Honda: *kicking and punching the air*

Jou: oi oi you got a problem with him? Huh hUH?!?

Honda: let him fucking be he’s a good person!!

[joenouchi]

joey  at  age  28.    kaiba  talking  about  anything.    OKAY  BOOMER.   goes  back  to  the  slifer  dorm  to  high  five  the  students.    gets  okay  boomer’ed  himself.    has  a  crisis  by  the  ocean  side.    staring  into  the  great  abyss.  

[joenouchi]

me  posting  a  starter  call  and  then  disappearing ?   more  likely  then  you  think.    once  i’m  done  with  my  multi  i  will  head  back  over  here.    trying  to  get  everything  up  and  running  before  work  starts  next  week.  

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My dorky son.

BMC Jounouchi doodle.

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