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Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

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I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out

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ppl talking Abt Genshin impact debuting a """"fat"""" character whose weight plays a role in her combat while being cow themed is funny because that concept could have cooked but then you remember it's genshin impact and they absolutely get horrified over the idea of adding a character with melanin.

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easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

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older lotr illustrations sometimes depict éowyn wearing ridiculously small armour. apart from the problem general sexualisation of the only female character (who really does anything), there’s another hilarious thought:

éowyn pretended to be dernhelm, a man. to fit in, she must have worn men’s armor. so the armor in the illustrations is normal for rohirrim.

therefore, all the rohirrim rode to war just like that:

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top tier character-building device in pokemon games is when a seemingly antagonistic character has a golbat on their team and then later has it evolved into a crobat, which requires significant friendship, thus signalling that the character was always a kind person inside (plumeria), is growing past their issues and learning to be kinder (silver), may hold a spark of kindness that undermines their cold and calculating image (cyrus), etc etc

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Not yet (February 14, 2025)

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i always forget "fuck" is a bad word. it's like a brother to me

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Disabled tgirl needs help

Hi. me again. I got an unexpected charge on an wmpty bank account and now I'm 60 bucks in the hole. I would like to buy groceries. I am tired of asking but the government does not think I am disabled enough for assistance despite the fact that I am stuck in bed a lot of the time. Just a little bit of money would help.

0/150

Venmo, Cashapp: Otterpopd

Paypal: mythologicalnerd@gmail.com

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Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases

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Hey can I return my apple VR headset? Every time I try to watch a video it's just a really well made 3d model of me dying by mishandling live electrical equipment.

Apple store worker: Oh THAT'S who that is. Yeah that's been happening to a lot of people. Lot of people have been asking about the "loser who keeps getting shocked to death." Third return today.

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This set off my “people are falling for a satire” alarms so hard that I had to check this for myself. And I was completely wrong about it, there it is on Congress Dot Gov:

Three House seats are coming up soon in special elections: two in FL, one in NY.

Flip. The. House.

Get rid of these intolerable MAGA assholes.

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This is a great looping gif because now I just imagine Raiden having like a barrel full of cigarettes next to him he keeps grabbing from and Naomi is making this gigantic pile of cigarettes on the ground in continuation

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Cat has a lot of horsepower