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Some days I’m feminine. Some days I’m masculine. Mostly I’m just a weirdo.

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texting my coworker “hey! how are you feeling” and reading it 40 times to make sure i didn’t accidentally type how are you sex cum penis ass cum porn 1080p hot cock

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Urban theory a hip-hop tutting crew based in Italy.     

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new year same flesh prison

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i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny

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how is this the funniest fucking gif

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Do you guys reckon I should make a pornhub account & upload Macintosh Plus’ リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュ?

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when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.) 

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Demonstration Of Constant Velocity With A Moving Trampoline

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when Lemony Snicket wrote “I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every Tuesday ” that hurt me

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im horny but like horny to cuddle

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Fashion Rats