jkrisaterfcoward
jkrisaterfcoward
JKR is a TERF and a coward :)
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Like I love Harry Potter but fuck JKR yknow?
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jkrisaterfcoward · 3 days ago
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what if remus kisses sirius haha how weird would that be
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jkrisaterfcoward · 3 days ago
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I recently re-read Beneath a Big Blue Sky by @eyra and this fic just brings me so much joy that i had to draw a little something for it.
If you haven’t read it go do so and leave a nice comment <3
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jkrisaterfcoward · 2 months ago
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I'm incredibly passionate about average-looking Remus.
Remus with a nose slightly too big for his face, scars, too thin in too many places.
A face that's not ugly by any means but you'd probably look straight past him if you saw him on the street. Rather plain looking.
Average.
But his personality. The quiet jokes under his breath, the kindness, the smiles on a bad day, and a listening ear.
That's what makes Remus Lupin beautiful.
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jkrisaterfcoward · 2 months ago
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been thinking about this lately: au where regulus is remus’ doctor; regulus and sirius have a good relationship and sirius occasionally drops by regulus’ practice to have lunch, only to end up flirting shamelessly and inappropriately for months with his little brother’s big brown eyed patient. on the other hand, however, remus is not to be trusted to go to the doctor by himself, and so how could his over protective best friend james potter ever let him go alone? and oh, isn’t remus’ mean doctor just the most outrageously attractive man he’s ever seen?
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jkrisaterfcoward · 5 months ago
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“Have you ever kissed anyone, Remus?״
Hypothetically asking is it allowed to make an all the young dudes short film?
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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James teasing reg by pinning him to the wall : you are so short
Regulus : wanna add some inches in me ? walks away as James stop functioning with widened eyes
later at night
James : so about adding inches
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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Remus : We are a team right ? ride or die ?
Sirius: I mean i would totally ride you
Remus : what
Sirius : wht
James from the other side of the dorm : He said , he would totally ride u
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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Prompt 6 - Extinct
@jegulus-microfic August 6, Word count 919
CW - Broken bodies
Previous part First Wolfstar part
James clasped his hand over his mouth to silent the gasp he inhaled as the entire extended Black family entered the room. Orion Black sat in the large leather armchair beside the fire. Cygnus Black, took the matching chair opposite, while the three ladies, Walburga, Druella and Narcissa took the wide settee. James and Sirius were stuck.
“Cygnus, Druella, I want to start things off by saying how sorry I am for your loss. The family’s loss. Bellatrix was the best of our family. We and I’m sure the Dark Lord will miss her presence.” Orion spoke solemnly. The gathered members raised glasses of red wine and firewhisky that had suddenly appeared beside them and toasted to Bellatrix. 
“It is a shame that she did not think to conceive, before her untimely end. But I suppose she thought she’d have more time. Plus the loss of the last of the Lestrange’s to boot. It was a dark day when the Order attacked them.” Cygnus sighed, staring darkly into the depths of his whisky glass. 
“Albus Dumbledore's holier than thou little group of do-gooders, murdering all those witches and wizards? Come now, Cygnus, you don’t believe that for a second, do you?” Orion scoffed. 
“But the Dark Lord���” Cygnus began, but Orion cut him off. 
“No, it was ferocious. I saw the destruction left behind. They were animals. Tore them limb from limb. I couldn’t tell the Lestranges apart. The only way I knew it was Bella was by her hair and the wand clutched in her arm a few feet away from her body.” Orion tutted. “Absolute animals. I have no idea who the others were with them and there's no record of the prisoner in the dungeon. Merlin knows who they had down there.” He finished drinking deeply from his glass. 
“But who would do such a thing?” Druella sniffled, taking a silk handkerchief from her robes and dabbing at her eyes. “My poor Bella, so much talent gone to waste.”
“And now we are without an heir, again!” Walburga spat unhappily. “I suppose it will have to be Narcissa, but I am loath to let the Malfoy’s get their claws on our riches. Dragons, the lot of them!" 
“But what about Sirius? He’s the only one who can carry on the family name,” Orion argued. James felt Sirius stiffen beside him and grabbed his arm in a vice-like grip. He’d been so caught up in the conversation he’d almost forgotten that they were actually standing in the room. 
Walburga leant forward, her teeth bared, not unlike the werewolves when they got angry. 
“I would rather have our family name become extinct before I welcome that worthless excuse for a son back into the fold.” She sat back and composed herself. “Regulus may not have been the best choice for an heir, but at least he followed orders. It’s an irritating inconvenience that he didn’t live.” She turned to Narcissa, seated beside her. “You are the only one left who can carry on the bloodline, it’s just a shame you were born a female and there aren’t any other Black family members you could have married.” Narcissa squirmed uncomfortably in her seat just once, before correcting herself. 
“I’m sorry, Aunt. I promise any children Lucius and I can bear will be raised with the Black family values the same as I was,” Narcissa said with no emotion in her voice. 
“As I would expect,” Walburga barked. “When they are old enough you will bring them to me for instruction. I was too lenient on my own sons, but I shall remedy that.” Sirius scoffed and James had to nudge him, reminding him they needed to be quiet. Orion turned his head in their direction, his blue eyes, the same as Sirius’s, slowly examining the area where they were standing. His eyes crinkled and the corners of his lips twitched. James felt his stomach drop. Did Orion know they were there?
“Yes Aunt,” Narcissa said, her jaw clenching. James watched as her hand fluttered over her stomach and rested gently against her dress.
“I believe lunch is being served. Shall we?” Orion stood and gestured to the others. He waited for them to go, using his drink as a way to delay his exit. James and Sirius watched as he took a quill and a scrap of parchment from a drawer and scribbled something down. He looked again to the corner James and Sirius stood in and smiled warmly before walking out of the room, leaving the door open for them. 
Before James could stop him, Sirius was dragging him across the room to see what his father had written. 
‘Take whatever you need. Be safe and don’t linger, Sirius.’
Sirius froze at the words, his hand brushing across the parchment. He snatched up another piece to leave a message of his own. 
“Sirius, no!” James hissed under his breath. “If anyone sees it, you’ll be putting us all in danger,” Sirius stopped, his quill hovering over the parchment, dripping a few spots of ink as he warred with himself. 
“I have to, Prongs,” He said before scribbling across the parchment. 
‘The dog saved the cat from its strange underground cage. They took to the trees where they both are free. 
A Riddle they have found. A Riddle they will end. Only then will they be seen again.’
“Poetic shit. Alright, let’s go!” James hurried Sirius from the room, and they fled the house as silently as they could. 
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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thnks fr th mmrs
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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sirius who looked up “abusive households” once remus wouldn't tell him where his scars came from, sirius who realized that the descriptions weren't of remus, they were of him and regulus
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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James: One of you will betray me tonight.
Sirius: Is it me, James?
James: No.
Remus: Is it me, James?
James: No, it's not you either.
Peter: Is it me, James?
James:
James, mockingly: iS iT mE jAmEs?
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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James: Regulus is playing hard to get.
James: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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The first time Regulus kissed James they were rudely interrupted, by an annoying beeping sound.
Regulus did try to ignore the sound but he had to stop when James suddenly took his hands from Regulus’s waist and hid them behind his back.
“James what’s happening” Regulus looked behind James’s broad shoulders.
“Nothing” James answered shaking his head accompanied with the same annoying beeping sound.
Regulus raised his eyebrow and with one swift motion grabbed James’s arm. James looked at him defeated and quickly put his hand in front.
“It’s my watch, okay?” he answered looking a little embarrassed, “the sound is to let me know when my heart rate is too elevated when I work out” he continued red creeping up his cheeks.
“The heart rate..” Regulus mumbled while examining the watch on James’s wrist, playful smirk appearing in the place of his pursed lips full of confusion.
He quickly pecked James’s lips, slowly moved from his lips to his jaw, while glancing at the watch on his wrist start with the sound of beeping again.
Look of embarrassment, torture and excessive blushing were covering James’s face when Regulus looked at him and giggled. His giggle turned into a full blown, head thrown, beautiful laugh as the sound of the beeping from the watch became so loud and so quick it could surely be heard from down the hall.
James, his watch and his heartbeat were in serious trouble surrounded by the most beautiful sounds of Reggie’s laugh.
this is based on a twitter post screenshot (which I can find anymore) i saw like months ago but can’t stop thinking about cause it’s just so so cute
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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James: So, Reggie. What’s your type then?
Regulus: Hmmm. Tall with black hair. I like them sweet and a bit dumb. More of an athletic build, slim waist with strong thighs. Like a chaser figure. Glasses are always a plus. Yeah, glasses are very hot.
James: Awww!! That sounds like me! Too bad I’m not a girl!
Regulus: …..
Regulus: Did I mention dumb?
James: Yup! You mentioned that!
James: (:
Regulus, head in his palms: We’re doomed.
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jkrisaterfcoward · 6 months ago
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kid fic - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 221
"Pads?" Harry asked, innocent face twisted into an expression of confusion. "I have a question."
"What's up, Prongslet?" Sirius looked toward his godson, concerned. Harry never looked so...well...serious.
"Can boys date girls? Because Ron says his mummy and daddy are going on a date."
He almost spit out his tea. The question was so hilariously ass-backwards but so sweetly innocent. Indeed, Harry had been raised around all queer couples- he and Remus, Dorcas and Marlene, Regulus and Barty. It made sense, really.
"Harry," he said gently, pulling the small child into his arms. "You mum and dad were married. Remember?"
Harry's eyes widened larger than galleons. "They dated?"
A snort came from the doorway, and Sirius turned to see Remus standing there, eyes sparkling. "Yes, Harry. They loved each other very much. You know that."
But Harry looked even more confused. "Like you and Paddy love each other, though? Not just like me and Ginny love each other?"
Sirius let out another chuckle. "No, Haz. They loved each other like Remus and I do."
"Oh," Harry nodded, face clouded over with thought. "I guess that's okay, then."
Remus walked up to Sirius from behind, pulling him into a hug. "I'm so glad Harry accepts the straights. We've raised such a tolerant child," he murmured in his husband's ear, making Sirius cackle.
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