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Well fuck you too.

Coo! Cuckoo!

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And what about it?

Jenny June would anonymously submit Johnny Weissmuller hate to the local paper's gossip column

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drowning rn. if you even care

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Please stop going through my things. We better get that window fixed soon or stuff like this will happen. I know the hole is symbolism or something but people keep breaking in.

Jenny June has a full size cardboard cutout of Johnny Weissmuller in her room.

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I’m going to kill Gerty I swear to god.

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I hope you drown.

i fucking hate bitches who swim in the chicago river…..like ugh do you SEE the hog guts and grease cups…..not very ladylike….

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You’re damn RIGHT you will.

Good morning Chicago, welcome to the best source of news this side of Lake Michigan!

Here, I'll cover all the most ambitious news in Chicago. Mostly, though, I'll focus on news about UP AND COMING SWIMMER, JENNY JUNE FAIL!!

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Careful there, you’re breaking character.

YESS! WE HAD OPENING NIGHT LAST NIGHT AND IT WENT WELL IM SO HAPPY!!!

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Why is everyone so mean to me. God.

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Look what I found at the museum today! They must be in the middle of installing my exhibit next to it.

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I SWEAR TO THE HIGH HEAVENS IF MORTIMER DOESN’T GET OFF HIS ASS AND BECOME MY TRAINER MY ASS WILL BE STROKING AND NOT BREATHING

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He’s so cute 💕💕

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Fuck, ok.

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I laughed so hard.

John N ate cardboard when he was a baby

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Jenny June says that she's one in a krillion.

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GOOD GRACIOUS WHAT IS THIS? I FEEL SO ALIIIIIIVE

Jenny June would have loved Gatorade.

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Hello there! I’m Chicago’s very own Jenny June Fail. You may have heard of me.

I love my family, the Chicago river, and winning, in that order.

My pfp is Johnny Weissmuller 💕

Nice to meet you!