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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you
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reblog to bonk prev with yr forehead like a cat
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Download this easy DIY clothing repair guide (only 10 pages) from Uni of Kentucky
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Still feels weird that the same band made "You're Gonna Go Far, Kid" and "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)"
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Why does every therapist tell me that I’m so bright and confident and articulate, can you please help me deal with the gaping hole in my chest
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this reminds me of the time in 2025 when someone pushed down the leaning tower of pisa and spacex donated $1.6 billion to fix it
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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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my blorbo appears on screen and I start making clicking-chattering noises like a cat when a bird flies past the window
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