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who are u in a group of friends like what’s your Role

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A cover of 爱上你是一个错 (Loving You Is A Mistake) by 杨培安 (Yang Pei'an).

English added by me :)

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subtitles are so fun “moaning continues” “screaming stops” “scary music grows closer” so many beautiful phrases you can see on the bottom of a television screen

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i think i suffered enough to be reasonably evil

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my favorite genre of football press conference answer is the “idk, what if we all just died?” one which happens more frequently than you’d assume

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adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

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The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.

> define 'balmy'

Balmy means "pleasantly warm."

Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.

Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!

> observe night

The night is cool and balmy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.

> resolve temperature discrepancy

You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.

Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.

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I’ve been taking the antidepressant Lexapro and it has helped a lot with my general fatigue level, although the most visible effect is that I am constantly in a haze, it seems

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with biden's death the final seal is lifted and all the dogs buried are now returning to the surface

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help in bidens address he said "nowhere else in the world could a kid from pennsylvania become president of the united states. thats whats so special about america" like yeah i guess thats true

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Saying "kill yourself" even as a joke is really gross

no I reclaimed it I’ve died before

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do not give me the aux . I will make the vibe confusing at best

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Part so good I had to check who sang it on color coded lyrics