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shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

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baby can’t see shit.

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they should make a pokemon puzzle league style game that's based on the saw franchise

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HOW IT FEELS TO SHIP PEARLINA ✨💦🐬

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typical woman's house

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JARVIS HAMMER // dragula s5 reunion 'the last supper' ♥

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I have never watched a mr beast video and every time I see his face doing that weird dead smile he does in every thumbnail, it just looks like that one photo of charlie from always sunny to me

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draw your fave wrestler like this

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🕯️🕯️🕯️

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I had a vision while reading the wonderful wizard of oz

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my great great great granddaughter sifting for clams in the Plasti-sea in 3070, unearthing an acrylic keychain of two background characters from a seasonal and soon forgotten anime about humanizing ww2 battles into 17 year old boys. On one side they are stood in mock military uniforms, the legs and arms of said uniform shortened to give a more boyish appearance. The other side has the same characters, this time crossdressing in womens lingerie.

This is joyous. If she finds the right collector in the exchange market she could receive up to three days rations, that is, if noone steals it from her before she gets there.

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but you can't keep holding on like this.

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professor layton's awesome room

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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Your parents are not "narcissists". They're typical authoritarian assholes who treat you like their property because society allows them to.

Your ex boyfriend is not a "narcissist". He's a typical misogynistic douchebag who treats women like shit because society allows him to.

Your boss is not a "narcissist". They're a typical classist dipshit who thinks workers' entire purpose in life is to generate profit because society allows them to.

And even if they happen to be a "narcissist", that's not what gave them the power to get away with abuse.

So stop blaming mental illness and start blaming society's normalization of abuse. Stop acting like someone has to have a mental illness in order to do something cruel when ordinary people have been doing atrocious things since forever.

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