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started screaming choked nearly threw up and then cried
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“It’s all your fault. You never noticed any of it”
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an erotic poem:
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot u fry an eg
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what's wrong babe you're barely anything
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big fan of the intro-to-show coolness discrepancy that mr. the stampede has going on
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this is the same man?? the very same??
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tfw 20KB JPEG
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"girl look at that rat" - alfredo james pacino
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you're cancelled, btw
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you're cancelled, btw
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I have successfully snuck into the rationalist secret base. The guard heard me slip when I was scaling the fence, but muttered that one piece of evidence doesn't overturn the low probability of intruders and didn't look for me. Then I slipped again when climbing down the other side of the fence, but he chuckled about the frequency illusion and didn't even turn around.
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profoundly real shit
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It said mutuals, why does it say following now
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I love linkedin satire
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