jinxed-fates
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23/they/ im odie! sometimes i might be coherent
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jinxed-fates · 2 days ago
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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jinxed-fates · 2 days ago
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the level of censorship around this man is ridiculous, what happened to free speech? It’s just his name.
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jinxed-fates · 2 days ago
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I finished my second quilt! It's for my grandma :)
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Like the first quilt I made, I just used charm packs - bundles of pre-cut fabric squares with patterns that go well together.
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I used two charm packs (5" squares, not 10") from Fat Quarter Shop. Would recommend! Not expensive, lots of pretty packs, and fast shipping. The light blue and light maroon border and back are just whatever Joann printed cottons, and the binding is plain black cotton.
Using charm packs definitely made this project pretty easy. Just arrange the squares in a pretty pattern and sew them together (well, there are smart ways of doing that, and owning an iron is highly recommended, but whatever). I hand-sewed the binding this time. It was actually way easier and faster than I thought it would be.
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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very fucked up that you can try insanely hard your whole life to make all the right choices and yet you can’t escape bad outcomes. like what the flip
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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make a wish and it will come true
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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i love when you just click the share link on a picture on your phone and you get a bunch of batshit insane options. yeah let me email this selfie to the periodontist office. let me send this to my boss on teams. perfect suggestions.
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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Are you still Listening?
Happy 13th Birthday Oliver!
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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thinking about this again
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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Death of Achilles.
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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me when a character who was completely powerless gains power and proceeds to lose themselves in the intoxication of it before coming to and being horrified by their own capacity for bloodlust
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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this time of the year
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jinxed-fates · 3 days ago
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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth
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all's well here in the United States
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