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skirt chasers

jjk x (f) reader

summary “Baggy clothes are in, but you wouldn’t know that, Miss I Draw Inspiration From Catholic School Girls.” tags f2l, triple texting king kook, ncampus crush kook who is also the weird gamer boy, the skirt aspect is forgotten towards the end tbh, dumbassery is a disease and we are all affected by it, confessions SO CORNY it could be a 2005 teen romcom warnings smut in the form of: unprotected sex, use of mirrors, mostly heavy petting as foreplay I’m sorry, mentions of Jk’s furry ways as a gag kinda, like an unnecessary amount of swearing  wc 7.8k 

to make a long story short, i saw this nsfw gif and wrote this entire fic between 2 am and 6 am anyway i actually really like how this turned out!! lmk when u think

Part of the ideology behind the pleated skirt was in hopes that buying a new wardrobe would somehow help you rebrand your image around campus. Truthfully, it was kinda too late for that now; you’d been here going on three years, your friends and anyone with eyes could see that the style of clothing you leaned towards favored comfort over fashion. However, someone—it might’ve been Taehyung—had gone on a drunken spiel the other night concerning the importance of presenting oneself via fashion. It wasn’t aimed at you, but it certainly left you wondering. 

Which is how you find yourself shivering to the bone now, lingering around the west quad as you wait for Jungkook to come out of an anatomy lab. He’s at that point in the semester where grades mean nothing and everything to him at the same time, so Namjoon’s commissioned you and your other pals to take turns babysitting him once a week to make sure he gets at least some assignments done. 

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Mind in the Gutter (M)

Author: kpopfanfictrash

Creative Content Contributor: @underthejoon for this lovely header (THX FOR READING)

Pairing: Jungkook / Reader

Rating: 18+

Warnings: dirty talk, thigh-grinding, public make-out sesh, inappropriate bowling innuendo, Jungkook’s abs, light choking 

Synopsis: Starting over is never fun. Especially not when you decide to take the phrase fully to heart; new job, new city, new coworkers and new relationships. When you are dragged to a happy hour by your new co-worker, Taehyung, you end up sitting beside a (very) cute, (very) shy IT worker named Jungkook. Several drinks later, he mentions he is in a professional bowling league with his friends and you rather enthusiastically invite yourself along. As time passes and you begin to grow closer, you still find it impossible to read Jungkook. Working in the same company and seeing each other so often, it is only so long before one of you snaps. But who? (HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JUNGKOOK!)

Genre: Bowling!AU / Workplace!AU / Rom-Com / Humor / Smut

Word Count: 18,074

[[ cross-posted to Wattpad here ]]

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w-why is this the first time i'm seeing this- why his tiddies just be falling out like that ??????

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smut prompt: asking jungkook to spit in ur mouth when slowly making love 💦

lemme just………………… [REST.]

There’s a part on your chest welling with sweat because Jeongguk is pressed so close. You’d ask him to lean up that tiny bit but sacrificing the feeling of his dick pushed deep against your gut isn’t something you want to do. You don’t wallow in the heat anyway, because he’s busy wrenching out all those dirty sounds from your throat and it’s hot but it’s so good.

“Jeongguk–harder–!”

Your neck is wet with his lapping. “Like–that?”

The slap of his balls against your ass is so obscenely loud you could cry. But you just stutter a yes into his hair and he keeps at it, straining for your demise thrust for strong thrust. It’s sweltering, and you are panting.

Jeongguk leans up then, watching the gape of your mouth with a little one of his own. His lips are on yours. “Good?”

“Y-Yeah.” And he kisses you, open-mouthed and really fucking wet, and you feel a pang of embarrassed want sit tight in your chest. Dick is great for messing you up immensely, and before you can even think about it– “I want.,,”

Jeongguk waits, a falter in his piston. “Yeah?”

“I-I… can you–c-can–youspitinmymouth?”

You let it trail off, and you could see the gears turning in his head from how hard he stares at you. But then he just grabs your cheeks with one hand and orders, “Open.”

You do that. It’s… gross, the way he wads up his slick with a quick rev of his throat. Then he puckers his lips, trajectory set right down your throat. A push of his tongue that sends his wet love from right to you. It’s kinda cold when you feel the drip of it in your mouth, and Jeongguk looks at you as if you hold the whole world. Then he slams into you so hard the bed rattles.

“Fuck–”

“I love you,” Jeongguk says, licking your tongue, pursing his mouth till you feel more of his spit drip down and you whine right into his teeth. “Oh god I love you. I’m gonna–”

You swallow twice, and take his cum like you’re parched.

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guys promo me my name is mia and i can’t help but flip my clown wig n blush every time someone tells me im too immature for my age. also i love vminkook and i’m a very fun gorl hehee ❣

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Beastly Gods (M)

Pairings:  Hybrid!Taehyung x Reader x ??? Word Count: 8K Rating: M Genre: Hybrid AU, Thriller, Drama Warnings:  Smut scene (Unprotected Sex, Exhibitionism, Voyeurism, Fingering, Cum Play), Blood, Captivity, Themes of Obsession and Ownership.

Summary: ‘Don’t leave the forest,’ a rule that you’ve been forced to follow since birth, but you are tired of living in this wooden cage. Out of desperation you cut a deal with Taehyung, who claims to be the only one who can get you out safely, even though he might be just as dangerous as the god you’re trying to escape.

AN: Not your typical Hybrid AU. At first I was going to release secondary love interest information, but then I thought, fuck it, you’ll guys will just have to wait until the end to see who watches over the forest *Cackles*. Story is dedicated to @lovelesscherry​ who reblogged a cabin room photo that started this whole mess of an idea. 

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A large oak stands in front of you as your best method to reach the sky, the only tool you have for your small calculated rebellion.

You’ve been taught since birth, ‘Don’t leave the forest. As long as you remain within the woods you are safe, but  anything which goes out beyond the line of trees is his to take. ’ The lessons refer to the so called protector of your forest, a self proclaimed god, and the one you live to hate. Some have made attempts to leave over the years, to go past the tree line but none of them have returned. The people of your village believe them to be dead but you hold out hope that maybe they found something better.

You grab the first branch and haul yourself up. The first step is always the most difficult, with such a large distance between it and the forest floor. Going from there is only too easy, stepping from limb to limb as you make your rise to the top.    

Three generations of your people have resided in this place. Some call it home but to you it is nothing more than a cage. The branches creating the bars which entrap you in this life. You wish to see the open sky unobscured by the reach of the trees, so everyday you make the climb to the highest tree top you can.

Those that had made previous attempts to escape left the forest perimeter on the ground, but you take your brief moment of freedom from up high. You delight in having found a weakness in his pen, one god surely would have difficulty watching all sides of the forest, why would he even bother to check the treetops? Up here you are safe, you are free. It may seem like a pointless rebellion but to you it’s everything, reaching beyond the branches has become your way of showing that you are not complacent.

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Neighbors - pt.4

Pairing: Jimin X Reader (neighbors!au/stalker!au/yandere )

Word Count: 3,631

Synopsis:Everything seems to be going well with Jimin until his obsessive behaviors start becoming more than you can handle.

Warnings: angst, triggers (abusive relationship while pregnant), ,DOM/SUB themes, oral, choking, masterbation, unprotected sex, manipulation, unhealthy relationship, manipulation, controlling behaviors, pregnancy kink, noona kink, mommy kink, jealousy, demeaning

Genre: Smut, Angst, teeeeensy tiny bit of fluff.

A/N: Part 4 is here!!  I really love writing this series, please let me know if you love it too!  I plan to continue it…don’t hesitate to leave feedback! Sorry for any grammatical mistakes!

For the next few weeks Jimin had kept his word.  Everything you could ever want or need he was at your beck and call. It was like you were living in some fairy tale relationship. The only time you felt things were off was when you went to work.  Jimin never liked for you to leave.  He especially didn’t like that your boss was a man.  You always reassured him that everything was professional, but some mornings leaving his side was nearly impossible…especially now when you were starting to show the most.

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Human Error | 1

Forced to work on yet another case alongside Kim Taehyung, the newest android prototype, you try to make the best of it. But when all the evidence points to an unusual suspect and brings up unusual questions, it seems even Taehyung can’t quite figure out what is really going on.

pairing: android!taehyung x reader

genre: android au, cop au, fluff, angst

warnings: blood, death

word count: 4.7k

@allypasta requested: “I can’t stop thinking about you.” + “I’ve missed you.” + “Are you okay?”

a/n: hii, I hope you’re all doing well! I’m so excited to be sharing this fic with you guys, I’ve really really enjoyed writing it :) It’s based on this amazing game called detroit: become human, and some scenes in this fic are also inspired by what happens in the game (def go check out the game if you’re interested!). This was originally meant to be just a one shot but it ran a bit long fjksds so I’ve decided to split it up into two parts; the second and last part to this will be up next week! I hope you enjoy this♥

requests | masterlist [links will be added later]

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android!yoongi

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader

→ genre: android!au becauSe for some reason android aus are popping up everywhere, the usual heaping serving of fluff and comedy, N S F W like reALLY nsfw i poPPED OFF this time i don’t know even know what happened,,, forgive me god for i have sinned, a n g s t, i definitely teared up a little writing this because i was listening to kim bum soo’s i miss you and it made me 100x more emo

→ trigger warnings: this does get a little intense! beware!! 

→ wordcount: 24k like that bruno mars song

→ note: um,,,,, this is literally 24k+ words i don’t even know what to say,,, how did i write so much without realising???? but ya a lot of android aus have been popping up on my dashboard and i’m seeing a lot of android!jungkook but i feLt like android!yoongi was more fitting?? aLso thank u so much for the love n support for ceo!yoongi i 100% was not expecting it to get as many likes and reblogs as it did so you guys are truly the best!!!!!!!! anyways i had a loT of fun writing this and i hope u guys like android!yoongi as much as i do :-))) 

pst if u wanna talk to android yoongs u know what to do ;-) 

(gif isn’t mine!) ((i had such a hard time choosing a gif because he looks so boyfriend-y in all of them but i ended up going with this one because at one point in the fic he feeds u with chopsticks)) 

(((and the read more function iS there but most of the time it doesn’t work on mobile :// i am sorry don’t attack me by sending passive-aggressive anon messages)))

“oh, absolutely fucking not.”

“y/n, please.”

“no.”

“pLEASE”

“namjoon, no!!!!” you slam your fork down on the table and clear your throat when you get a couple glances from other customers near you

“c��mon, why not???”

“i have a life!! i’m not going to babysit a robot-“

“it’s a humanoid android. actually the professional term for it is a human mind model adaptive super android.”

“right, i’m not going to babysit a roBOT for you because you wanna see if you can make a profit selling weird robot slaves.”

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sleepy boys! 

Jungkook & RK

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FS!JK’s journal snapshot

It’s from around chapter 2, for reference. Just a short little set of notes from the weekend JK and OC spent together.

A/N: This is NOT a chapter, its just another look into the journal. mentions of body fluids, also for whatever reason, JK refers to OC with a star in this chapter. Perhaps to maintain subject anonymity. Also, the handwriting is a little different this time.

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I WISH I COULD BREATHE I STAN CRACKHEADS

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we are lost 🌊

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j-jungkook…..

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He’s too cute

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Jungkook: *gets off stage*

Staff: *hands him his baggie of snacks back*