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element of honesty

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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a village child tried to cut my beard today with scissors. naturally I destroyed him with lightning and sonic boom. now his parents are saying I "overreacted". well guess what is coming to them next. that's right it's lightning sonic boom.

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The dog went in to be neutered and the vet took a picture of the dog and sent it to his owner as soon as he woke up.

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literally crying laughing at this

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let’s groove tonight, share the spice of life

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Today's Seals Are: The Nutritious Bunch

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"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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TWO THINGS ABOUT ME number one im scared number two im afraid

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One thing about me is that I'm just so so so so so so so sleepy all the time

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can't believe I'm expected to work even though I don't feel like it and would rather not

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Can someone just send me $10,000

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if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

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