I'm jack and you probably know me as that drunk neighbor guy that runs through the sprinkler at four am. Aim: @pepebarakat
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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I feel like I’ve awoken from a long hibernation. What’s happened since my last appearance on the dash?
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I’m on my way. I’ll bring Starbucks.
At this current writing I am sitting outside a fucking starbucks in fucking new jersey in the fucking middle of the day and it. is. fucking. cold. someone rescue me. mikey where are you?
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At this current writing I am sitting outside a fucking starbucks in fucking new jersey in the fucking middle of the day and it. is. fucking. cold. someone rescue me. mikey where are you?
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We need to talk. :/
Dear Jack!
i feel like you’re a very odd human. but i kinda admire that.
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Dear Best Friend,
You make me feel fucking amazing about myself. Any time I’m down, I know I can just run to you and you’re always right there waiting to put me in a good place again. I don’t know how I ever went through life without you before and honestly now, I’d probably be dead if you weren’t in my life. I hate that some of my friends disprove of our closeness, and it really is awkward when Mom cries when she sees you but honestly? Fuck it, you’re my best friend and I wouldn’t have it any other way. See you later!
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Dear Ex-Best Friend,
Remember that time in high school when you rigged my locker so that a pie would fall on my head when I opened it and made the whole school laugh and that was how I found out we weren’t friends anymore? Well. Guess which one of us is living in a nice, big house in the best part of Baltimore with two cars and a touring band...and which one of us still lives in a rat infested studio in the ghetto?
Yeah. But thanks for that pie.
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I'll be opening it tonight. Somehow it turned itself off. Give me 15 minutes!
@pepejackass I was gonna send you one, but I can’t find your ask box?
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Oh man. Pretty eyes. I'm blushing.
Dear Jack
Dear Jack,
you have a great foundation, everyone go donate.
dearjackfoundation
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Do it.
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
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My cat is so attached to me that he’s laying over my entire arm, part of my keyboard, and hanging off my arm with the rest of him pooling onto the bed. This cat.
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If someone would come cuddle me, I'd love them. :(
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I agree that batman is hot but Bruce Wayne is not. XD
batmans hot but bruce wayne isn’t tbh
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