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MWAH❣️👀

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Now that I think about it, The Onceler (the movie version, not the book) was just REALLY petty. Either that or a dumbass. The moment that he cut down a tree and the Lorax yelled at him for doing so, The Onceler just said "oh no, its fine, its just a tree, who cares about one less tree?" And this cycle just continued to repeat until he was like "I do not care about the trees, therefore no one else should. They should instead care about my products!" AND THEN WHEN THE LORAX YELLED AT HIM AGAIN FOR CUTTING DOWN EVEN MORE TREES, THE ONCLER JUST SAID "fuck you lorax, ill cut these trees down to show why the trees arent important" and once the two were at the last tree, and The Onceler cut it down, and Danny Devito lifts himself by the ass, the Onceler only then realized "oh shit no more money". HE HAD A TREE SEED, MEANING THAT ALL OF THE TREES LIKELY PRODUCED SEEDS. HE COULDVE PLANTED SEEDS FOR EVERY TREE HE CUT DOWN. AND MAYBE THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SHAMED BY DANNY DEVITO.

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I'm like, 98% sure that this is just a box filles with packets of salt. There is no way that this should have a taste other than salt water with a name like "Ocean Water", but a fish flavor also fits.

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I HAPPENED AGAIN WTF

I JUST SAW A FLY HIT THE WINDSHIELD I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A CARTOON TROPE OR JOKE OR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN

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I JUST SAW A FLY HIT THE WINDSHIELD I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A CARTOON TROPE OR JOKE OR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN

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Dib: Time for plan G.

Mabel: Don’t you mean plan B?

Dib: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kyle: What about plan D?

Dib: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Morty: What about plan E?

Dib: I’m hoping not to use it. Charlotte dies in plan E.

Vendetta: I like plan E.

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Monokuma: (restored in a new body for the 100th time) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, what’s uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp, it’s meeee!

Dib: STOP!

Monokuma: I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.

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Kyle: What do you think Vendetta’s gonna do for a distraction?

Dipper: Who knows, probably, like, you know, make a noise, or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dipper: …Or she could do that.

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Kyle: Um, Eddy, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew?

Eddy: We need money.

Kyle: You’re scamming him?

Eddy: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Kyle: What?! No way!

Eddy: Why not? We already stole Zim!

Zim: Howdy!

Kyle: No, we didn’t. Zim can think for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Zim: I wanna steal.

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Gaz: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Star: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents.

Gaz: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.

Morty: Actually I did the math, Star would have $225, not $0.15.

Star: Dude I’m right here….

Charlotte: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Star: While you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Charlotte: Sorry I only have a dollar.

Star: :(

Morty: Hey, so Dib pointed it out to me, Star would have $22,500 because it’s a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.

Charlotte: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice!

Morty: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.

Star: Yeah and she wants soda and apply juice.

Mabel: Apply juice to what?

Eddy: Directly to the forehead.

Kyle: Great chat guys.

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Morty: ARE YOU-

Kyle: Fucking.

Morty: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kyle: Fucking.

Morty: IDIOT! * walks away in anger*

Dipper: *walks in* ...What was that?

Kyle: Monokuma banned Morty from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

(Semi call back to a previous post. Also 100 Followers! Thank you all so much for your support! Here's to whenever the first trial comes out!)

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I was feeling lightheaded and watching a YouTube short about how a couple peeled 102 cloves of garlic for a recipe, when it actually said 1 to 2 cloves, and it got me thinking about what a safe dose of garlic is for a vampire. Like, how much garlic per lbs/kg would be safe for a vampire and how much would kill them. Also got me wondering about why they hate garlic, like does it just taste bad for them like how some people think that cilantro tastes like soap, or is it like an allergy that they can get over if they eat small portions of garlic that get bigger as they become more resistant, or is the garlic taste and smell just amplified which is why they hate it??? Vampire side of tumblr I know you're out there and I want answers.

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Dr. Eggman is literally richer than elon musk

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Man, I saw part of this scene in a GIF, went and looked up the whole thing, and it's been haunting me ever since...

Would be less erotic if they had sex tbh

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Who will you dance with now

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Majima to Kiryu: I showed ya my hannya answer me