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Every so often, for some reason, I see a single billboard on the highway that stands out to me for some reason. The billboard is an ad for the 2017 Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul movie, which says, "Don't Miss Out." Now I wonder to myself, "Why is that billboard from almost 8 years ago still up there?" All I want to know at this point is what I should avoid missing out on because it feels more like a warning at this point.

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Finished all of netflix.

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MWAH❣️👀

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Now that I think about it, The Onceler (the movie version, not the book) was just REALLY petty. Either that or a dumbass. The moment that he cut down a tree and the Lorax yelled at him for doing so, The Onceler just said "oh no, its fine, its just a tree, who cares about one less tree?" And this cycle just continued to repeat until he was like "I do not care about the trees, therefore no one else should. They should instead care about my products!" AND THEN WHEN THE LORAX YELLED AT HIM AGAIN FOR CUTTING DOWN EVEN MORE TREES, THE ONCLER JUST SAID "fuck you lorax, ill cut these trees down to show why the trees arent important" and once the two were at the last tree, and The Onceler cut it down, and Danny Devito lifts himself by the ass, the Onceler only then realized "oh shit no more money". HE HAD A TREE SEED, MEANING THAT ALL OF THE TREES LIKELY PRODUCED SEEDS. HE COULDVE PLANTED SEEDS FOR EVERY TREE HE CUT DOWN. AND MAYBE THEN HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN SHAMED BY DANNY DEVITO.

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I'm like, 98% sure that this is just a box filles with packets of salt. There is no way that this should have a taste other than salt water with a name like "Ocean Water", but a fish flavor also fits.

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I HAPPENED AGAIN WTF

I JUST SAW A FLY HIT THE WINDSHIELD I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A CARTOON TROPE OR JOKE OR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN

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I JUST SAW A FLY HIT THE WINDSHIELD I THOUGHT THAT WAS JUST A CARTOON TROPE OR JOKE OR SOMETHING I DIDN'T KNOW THAT COULD HAPPEN

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Dib: Time for plan G.

Mabel: Don’t you mean plan B?

Dib: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.

Kyle: What about plan D?

Dib: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.

Morty: What about plan E?

Dib: I’m hoping not to use it. Charlotte dies in plan E.

Vendetta: I like plan E.

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Monokuma: (restored in a new body for the 100th time) Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, what’s uuuuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppp, it’s meeee!

Dib: STOP!

Monokuma: I don’t know how to impress upon you that physical damage done to my body does not affect me in the long term.

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Kyle: What do you think Vendetta’s gonna do for a distraction?

Dipper: Who knows, probably, like, you know, make a noise, or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

Dipper: …Or she could do that.

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Kyle: Um, Eddy, why are you pretending I’m this guy’s nephew?

Eddy: We need money.

Kyle: You’re scamming him?

Eddy: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.

Kyle: What?! No way!

Eddy: Why not? We already stole Zim!

Zim: Howdy!

Kyle: No, we didn’t. Zim can think for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Zim: I wanna steal.