Worst toast in the world (I tried toasting it with butter and with my dab torch at 2AM and the fire alarm went off)
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how do I reacclimate myself to Tumblr while Twitter is shidding and farding
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fuck even my method of posting is off, I gotta go research some Tumblr lore in the archives
logging back onto Tumblr dot come I guess because Twitter has become an exclusively elon musk dunkfest. I need ENTERTAINMENT..
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logging back onto Tumblr dot come I guess because Twitter has become an exclusively elon musk dunkfest. I need ENTERTAINMENT..
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where’s that css video of the guy who plants the bomb but then gets killed and the bots cant find the bomb to disarm so they just all scream at each other until it explodes
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cashier: that’ll be 18 bucks please!
me: alright! do you accept credit?
cashier: no
me: ok… i have cash
cashier: we dont accept cash either
me: ………
cashier: get out
me:
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concept
a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings
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remember wgen the eggplant emoji meant …. well … *blushes and runs off* **a crow pecks at phone and sends this post**
jdjdicoockgkrkr <<crow message
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:)
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