Five people got together on August 15th, 1993 and set out to find the perfect place to be alone. They came across a mountain. It was very large and covered with trees. They were not alone. They left the mountain and shortly thereafter, they came upon a forest. But alas, they were still not alone. So, they parted from the forest and journeyed once more until they came across a vast desert. Still, they were not alone. Finally, one of them looked at his four companions and killed each of them. Alone at last, I lived the rest of my days in the desert happily.
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"Exciting Horror Show!" with DRACULA (1931) and the PHANTOM OF THE OPERA (1943)
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she doesn't even know the days of the week.
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Finally got a clear shot of noonoo carrying her spring, it's her favourite toy
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"you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel" girl i am living that balsamic life, that's the mommy down there at the bottom.
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I keep remembering a run of Hamlet I saw a few years ago, where the Ghost was costumed in full plate armour which was very noisy, and instead of muffling it, they had him crash across the stage, stomping so the whole set rattled, and he said all of his lines in a bellow, like he was furious with Hamlet.
And the thing that made it absolutely terrifying was that Hamlet was the only one who reacted. He was cowering, and covering his ears with both hands, and yelling to be heard over the noise.
And no one else seemed to know why he was doing that. The other actors didn't even raise their voices.
That's scary, something so loud and painful, and REAL, and the people around you don't even notice it, and think that you're the crazy one.
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