Five people got together on August 15th, 1993 and set out to find the perfect place to be alone. They came across a mountain. It was very large and covered with trees. They were not alone. They left the mountain and shortly thereafter, they came upon a forest. But alas, they were still not alone. So, they parted from the forest and journeyed once more until they came across a vast desert. Still, they were not alone. Finally, one of them looked at his four companions and killed each of them. Alone at last, I lived the rest of my days in the desert happily.
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send this to all your favorite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃
thank you!!
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may i please have a doctor pepper , p lease
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hey this is your captain speaking. can everyone hold on real tight for a sec. i want to try something
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OVER THE GARDEN WALL
Somewhere lost in the clouded annals of history lies a place few have seen. A mysterious place called the Unknown. Forgotten by time, yet, still well remembered by those who travel through the wood.
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Alright, I'm not getting boops fast enough. Anyone who reblogs/likes this post, I'm spam booping-
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Listen, you’ll be fine. Just don’t forget your library card and DON’T dog-ear the pages.
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This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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It’s a rock fact!
🐸🍂OTGW 10th Anniversary stop motion short by Aardman Animations🍂🐸
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oh man, i really hope my alien isnt sobbing right now
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