jimmybuffettdied
Mastering The Snake Belts Of Time
Five people got together on August 15th, 1993 and set out to find the perfect place to be alone. They came across a mountain. It was very large and covered with trees. They were not alone. They left the mountain and shortly thereafter, they came upon a forest. But alas, they were still not alone. So, they parted from the forest and journeyed once more until they came across a vast desert. Still, they were not alone. Finally, one of them looked at his four companions and killed each of them. Alone at last, I lived the rest of my days in the desert happily.
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You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores
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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land
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Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
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“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”
Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.
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Remember if you’re out at a store and someone says “This is a robbery” you can say “no it’s not” and then the robber will leave because theyre a robber and this is no longer a robbery .
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Waiting for spring. Photo by Igor Gnevashev, USSR, 1980s.
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Good thing theres no ghouls or ghosts around amd draculas also
ID: Orange and white tabby looking blankly off screen while the tv behind him shows Nosferatu from a 3D game
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I didn’t do the cosplay just for the meme….
Flying to Italy and finding the exact field to recreate the picnic scene was pretty amazing. The costume took me a month to make 😮💨 it was so nice to shoot it in THE field!!
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