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Kdj to Kimcom : You think Yoo Jonghyuk loves me?? How could you get such an outrageously unbelievable idea?! Really how could you even think that the protagonist would ever like m-

Yjh on his knees with a ring and proposing *why am I being ignored*

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KimCom to Kdj : "Repeat after us. I will-"

Kdj "I will-"

Kimcom : "Not die-"

Kdj : "Not die"

Kimcom : "anymore"

Kdj : " I will keep sacrificing myself until we finish the scenarios"

Kimcom : should we lock him up again?

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Yoohankim could also be sangah, myungho and dokja

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Fallen Ex-Guardian Angel YJH X Prime Isekai candidate KDJ AU

Courtesy of @tsukithewolf Link to thread (x) (it's very funny, I promise) EDIT2: wahoo, the fic has been written! as of writing it's still on going! please check it out here: Link (x)

EDIT: im stupid and posted in wrong order mb LMAO

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😭😞😌🖕🙄

I'm a basic human being

💯🙏💛🟨👍

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The enemy of my enemy is my ally.

AN: Atp @kim-deadja is my supplier for ideas because my brain can’t work anymore. Ty for dealing with me

An awkward silence was in the air, the tension so thick you could cut it with a knife as a pair of black eyes glared daggers into an identical pair , a sort of rivalry in between them , the biggest difference between them was how their features were outlined . 

One had a sharp look to them , almost as if he had come out of a manhwa panel , the other as if he came out of an image with a semi-realistic artstyle . 

However , that was the only one , both had the same look , face , gender , and features on them. Not even the outfits were different .  The same dark trench coat flowed in the wind with an invisible breeze as the same exact sword hung low from their hip .

At the exact same time , a vein popped on their forehead . 

¨ Who the hell are you. ¨ The first one asked with a chilly tone , his face dark as he gave off a menacing aura . 

¨ I should be asking you that . I'm Yoo Joonghyuk , now who the hell are you? ¨ The other bit back in the same icy tone as they both activated their skill . 

{ The skill, ¨ Lie detector ¨ Has been activated! }

They both face the screen , eyes widening at the response . 

{ The incarnation , ¨ Yoo Joonghyuk¨ has determined the statement is true . }

Their eyes twitched . 

¨ What the….¨

This whole fiasco started when a scenario popped up in front of them at the exact same time, saying that it was a hidden scenario , the reward being 100000000000 coins .

The company had been on their way to gather more materials and coins, having been told by Kim Dokja that they needed it , they spread out , Kim Dokja with Yoo Joonghyuk to hunt down monsters and gather their cores to sell when the system window appeared before them . 

{ Hidden Scenario : Companionship }

Difficulty: C+

Conditions: get along with yourself!

Penalty : Forced to wear a get along sweater with the people you hate most . 

Reward: 100000000000 coins! Companions, and self exploration! 

Kim Dokja, being the squid he is , presses yes immediately , claiming in that weirdly soothing yet disturbing voice of his ¨ We need the money for the final scenario . ¨

Yoo Joonghyuk reached out, hand already stretched out to nab the collar of Kim Dokja´s coat but reached thin air as a crack in the surface swallowed him whole .  

Cue Kim Dokja , ¨ Kim Dokja¨ From the book , and live action Kim Dokja staring each other down as they scrutinize the other two , both the Kim Dokja and the ¨ Kim Dokja¨ raising an eyebrow at the old man across from them claiming to be Kim Dokja . All of them sprawled out on the floor . 

I'm not that old, am I??? Do I really have that many wrinkles ? 

Setting aside their differences , all the Kim Dokja´s started to communicate , actually having a civil conversation aside from the ¨ Are you kidding me¨ s every now and then when the live action ¨ Kim Dokja ¨ added to their experiences .

΅The fuck you mean there´s no star stream ¨ The manga and the book version of Kim Dokja look at eachother before turning back to the live action Kim Dokja, veins popping out of their foreheads as they stare at the other with an indescribable expression. 

The Kim Dokja from the live action just tilts his head and furrows his eyebrows . ¨ There is no star stream? I´m also quite confused about said constellations, they don´t exactly exist either . ¨

With one look at each other , chaos ensues with Kim Dokja and ¨ Kim Dokja¨ starting a fight with the other Kim Dokja, both pulling out Unbroken faith as the other Kim Dokja pulls out Unbreakable Faith the Glock . The first two entirely pissed off that their favorite book has been reverted into something unrecognizable

One can only imagine what is happening on Yoo Joonghyuk´s side…. 

Speaking of Yoo Joonghyuk, after being pulled into the rift created right after Yoo Joonghyuk had pressed yes , the other Yoo Joonghyuk was arguing with his other version , unaware of the other presence in the area, watching with a indifferent expression  .

 ¨ Seriously? Even I bet i could keep that squid safer than whatever the hell you´ve been doing all this time  ¨

The Yoo Joonghyuk from the book scoffed, rolled his eyes , and bit back with a retort . ¨ By insulting me, you´re practically insulting yourself , are you truly that stupid? ¨ 

The former sighed , crossed his arms and gave an icy stare , one that would've made others scramble away and run for their lives if directed at them . 

However, not the same could be said for the other , since they´re the same person . 

{ The skill ¨ Tiger God´s Aura ¨ has been activated . }

{ The skill ¨ Tiger God´s Aura ¨ has been activated . }

The murderous aura caused another to back away , a pebble being kicked across the floor ,alerting them of another's presence . 

Quickly looking back , fierce eyes glaring at the person they gritted their teeth before freezing in shock . 

At the exact same time, with the same exact tone of pure confusion , they ask . 

¨ Kim Dokja? ¨ 

The man before them had the same exact hairstyle as their companion, however the facial features and build were completely different , further confusing them . 

The man's eyes just furrow , before pulling out a pistol and aiming the barrel of the gun at them , causing them to quickly pull out their swords. 

¨ No . I am Yoo Joonghyuk . ¨ 

Cue the balking at the goofy man in front of them 

The two with swords look at each other , an understanding beginning to form in between the two, both of them utterly refusing to acknowledge that this Kim Dokja look alike was them.  

They look back at the person , shifting their weight as the pistol in the other's hands points at them . 

{ The skill, ¨ Shooting Star Slash ¨ Is being activated! } 

{ the Skill, ¨ Force-Palm has activated }

They stare each other down .

Then the first bullet fires . 

Cue the Kim Dokjas sitting down on top of a chair as they watch the Yoo Joonghyuks fight, explosions happening left and right  , the Live Action Kim Dokja knocked out on the floor tied with duct tape as the manga and book Kim Dokja chat about TWSA.

Safe to say , they partially failed .

Now Kim Dokja is stuck with Anna Croft and Yoo Joonghyuk because they both hate her but still they partially succeeded . Along with 50000000000 coins in the bank while one half of Kimcom is trying not to strangle her , and the other half ( read : one ) is laughing maniacally .

( IT'S HAN SOOYOUNG ) 

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Someone plz write this for us

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How to Ride a Werewolf

Now remember, a lady rides sidesaddle, NOT astride. Your mother would be in hysterics at the very idea that a daughter of hers would ride a werewolf astride! Why, next you’ll be showing ankle…

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Ya’ll like saiki k? I saw people re drawing this comic frame and I thought it fit these guys perfectly so I had to join

reference image under the cut vvv

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haha wow i'm not dead! anyway more teohsy fanart because i'm a freak

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reading the side storys on a clunky .txt file.. this is so KDJ core

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saw this on twitter rn, if you ever feel discouraged about writing fanfiction, read this again

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At least the memes are funny

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you ever think that yjh looks around and sees the faces of regressions past, of people who looked at him with love, care, affection, sympathy, empathy, and feels a sense of incongruity? like, sure, kdj is so much better than him, but yjh was the one they followed when they were in confusion; yjh was the one they listened to as a tiebreaker; yjh was the one who mended wounds and protected them with his life.

they had followed yjh, even if he was emotionally stunted —they followed him, not considering whether they were hero or villain, not caring whether he was whole or not, not questioning his decisions.

and now, they looked at someone else like that. it may be a better choice, because he has more than yjh could ever offer anyone else, he has plans that goes against constellations, something yjh had failed again and again...

and maybe he knows it was him who paved the path, and maybe that's enough—or maybe he doesn't, and feels a sense of unworthiness that creeps and creeps up his spine, engraving in every bone, because he sees the same man and he follows that man, too.

so what use is he, really?

do you just... aggghhh