Jim Moriarty: criminal extraordinaire and criminally hot. If you've got a little problem that needs sorted, I can take care of it for you, but, oh, do try and be interesting, won't you?
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Mormor Cosplay: 2014 The year I finally got to cosplay with my gorgeous Sebastian.
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Jim Moriarty Cosplay: 2014 I’ve tried putting a few twists on Jim. He’s been a zombie, a hipster art student, and a 1950s greaser, to name a few. Here’s some shots from this year.
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Sebastian, your eyebrows are very dark. Are you not a natural blond?
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You're both looking rather gorgeous today.. What happened? ~A
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Jim: "We have reduced ourselves to this... interacting with you ordinary people, so if any of you were actually here to interact with, that would be swell." Sebastian: "..."
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Jonahandhiswhale said:
What’s your guys’ favourite thing to do together?
Richard: Sleep-in Sundays! Severin: Sexy Sleep-in Sundays!
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Sebastian and I will be on shortly, so if you have any inquiries, fire away.
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You’re going to love being dead, Sherlock. No one ever bothers you.
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“Richie and I are here to answer questions, if you want to know anything…”
So… come ask us things?
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Hi! I don't want to block up Jim's blog with my posts, but Severin and I are going to be answering questions over on his blog, so you should come say hi and talk to us. That would be nice. Uhm, okay. Bye. x
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We all know what /people/ do, but what do consulting criminals and their snipers do?
What don't we do?
Perhaps I'll just go find out.
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Borrrr-ing.
If you could have any super power, which would you choose?
That’s completely illogical.
Superpowers don’t exist. So therefore I can’t choose one.
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Are you actually an IT Consultant on the side? Because I'm having trouble with my printer. Nothing prints the right colour. I try to print black, it comes with green streaks. I try to print blue, it comes out pink. I refill the cartridges and clean them and everything, and it keeps happening. What's wrong? Will you please fix it for me?
Have you tried turning it off, then on again?
I'm actually rather brilliant with any kind of technology. I'm just not interested in assisting you. Perhaps try deleting System32.
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What's your favourite kind of job to do?
Bossing people around.
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How much wood WOULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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What do you like to indulge in when you've had a bad day?
I don't have bad days, and I indulge when I want.
I do have a fondness for sweet things.
Sweet food, rough sex, expensive clothes.
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What's your favourite song to fuck to?
I don’t exactly plan out a playlist.
Who has time for that? Besides, I like hearing the noises. All those stifled sounds. Such an effort to remain quiet. The heavy breathing. The sound of skin on skin. Or anything else on skin, for that matter. The protest of the mattress or the thud of the desk or the squeaking of leather. And I like to talk, so I prefer having their full attention on me.
I have fucked to Christina Aguilera before though. That was… something.
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