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bts hot take: every song slaps 1.5x more when you play it at 1.5 speed

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Bois I’ve got great news I just learned mermaid Jimin (Mermin or Jimaid) is a thing and i’m in love

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Bois I’ve got great news I just learned mermaid Jimin (Mermin or Jimaid) is a thing and i’m in love

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Oh this is a wonderful bts vampire mood board

— 𝒚𝒐𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 + 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒏𝒔 

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what’s my drink of choice you ask? i’d have to say jin is my tonic of choice!

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I can’t wait to see jungkook as troy bolton in the new highschool musical!!1! 😍🥰😍

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Omg i love jungkook in The Shape of Water 😍😍😍

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me when i’m thinking bout Jimin

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Me @jungkook and his coven of vampiric kpop pals

Character that’s a complete bastard and has sharp teeth: *exists*

Me:

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@odetoslept Actually you know what scratch that, i will not hide the truth! As we all know, V-Hope is a fusion of the original band members V and J-Hope (think Steven Universe style of fusion, or possibly goku but all I know about that guy really is that he’s a furry alien(has a tail) and two little men form one tall man when they put their fists together, although I don’t know which of those three men is goku), so anyway yeah basically J-Hope is goku or Stevonnie or Garnet, and then when they fuse with Tyaylor Lautner they form LauV-Hope who is the ultimate manifestation of brotherly love. But with regards to their species this is a more tricky question because J-Hope, like the rest of bts, is a vampire, while Taylor is a werewolf for obvious reasons. There I posit that LauV-Hope’s species is a werepire which gives him the AMAZING ability to turn into either a cloud of bats or a werewolf at will!

BREAKING NEWS MY FELLOW SOLDIERS

So as we all know, V-Hope is the best member of BTS, BUT DID YOU KNOW that this man is ONE AND THE SAME AS JACOB TWILIGHT’s actor TAYLOR LAUTNER! Full name is Taylor V-Hope Lautner but the first and last names are silent, however given this amazing new information I’m going to rcommend to him the stage name: LauV-Hope

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@odetoslept !!! I did not know this!!! This is a very exciting development but you know in retrospect I can see it because they all have dark hair, dark eyes, and they’re all human-shaped (no comment on their actual human status though)

BREAKING NEWS MY FELLOW SOLDIERS

So as we all know, V-Hope is the best member of BTS, BUT DID YOU KNOW that this man is ONE AND THE SAME AS JACOB TWILIGHT’s actor TAYLOR LAUTNER! Full name is Taylor V-Hope Lautner but the first and last names are silent, however given this amazing new information I’m going to rcommend to him the stage name: LauV-Hope

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BREAKING NEWS MY FELLOW SOLDIERS

So as we all know, V-Hope is the best member of BTS, BUT DID YOU KNOW that this man is ONE AND THE SAME AS JACOB TWILIGHT’s actor TAYLOR LAUTNER! Full name is Taylor V-Hope Lautner but the first and last names are silent, however given this amazing new information I’m going to rcommend to him the stage name: LauV-Hope

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I have only had one cider

J-j-j-jimin’s jams j-j-j-jiminy jams

Jimin jimminy Jim minty cricket jimminy cricket jolly jam jom juuuuuummmm jop Jolene jerry James jane jalapeño jaaaaaaasaaaa

[Jimins jams is down for maintenance plz check in with jeeeeeeeeeeem later beep boop windows startup sound]

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J-j-j-jimin’s jams j-j-j-jiminy jams

Jimin jimminy Jim minty cricket jimminy cricket jolly jam jom juuuuuummmm jop Jolene jerry James jane jalapeño jaaaaaaasaaaa

[Jimins jams is down for maintenance plz check in with jeeeeeeeeeeem later beep boop windows startup sound]

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Sooooo like jungkook practically just admitted that he is a vampire?? So why are we even pretending he’s not anymore? Sometimes it be like it do and sometimes your favourite kpop band is a coven of vampires

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OH “HOW EXCITING WOULD IT BE” YOU ASK HYPOTHETICALLY HM YES IN THE NON-REAL POTENTIAL TOTALLY NON-EXISTANT REALITY IN WHICH YOU ARE A VAMPIRE, AS IF YOU ARE NOT ALREADY A VAMPIRE you sly dog you

jungkook u intellectual

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Look I’m not saying I am the inspiration for this look of his except that I TOTALLY AM CHECK OUT MY PINK/PURPLE HAIR TOO

(I have artfully obscured my face for privacy)

I HAVE AMAZING NEWS WVERYONE JIMIN HAS FOUND HIS JAMS BECUASE THIS NEW LOOK IS JELLIN AAAAAAA