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Golden era Harry potter:YOU FCKED WHO!?

Tom riddle era Harry potter:Tom riddle yk voldemort???

Harry:WHY!?

Hadrian:bcuz his hot and charismatic wtf do you mean why?

Harry:hmm

Everyone else in that room:WHY AREN'T YOU DENYING IT!?

Harry:WHY would i? I can see it-

Hadrian:right? Anyways who are you with?

Harry:draco malfoy-

Everyone:WHAT!?

Hadrian:*looks at Harry dubiously* and you asked me why I'm shagging tom?

Harry:atleast he didn't kill my parents?

Hadrian:hardly matters I'm in the past shit is nulled

Harry:hmmm ig draco does have a big dick tho-

Hadrian:so? Mine does too infact he has 2 actually in his creature form the hot one btw-

Harry:... Fck that's actually hot and I'm really2x jealous rn-

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*dimension travelling immortal and married tomarry getting summons Infront of the order to help the war in the marauders timeline*

Tom:... This is your fault-

Harry:IT IS NOT!?

Lily:wha-

Regulus:wtf

Harry:oh Tom your betrayer is here-

Tom:i can see that darling now tfu-what are we doing here you old coot?

Albus:now now my dear boy-

Tom:fck you don't call as that *shivers*

Harry:really?? Old coot?? We're 3000 yrs old you immature ass!

Tom:he looks old *pouts and points at albus*

Harry:??? Did you ever actually idk grow up?

Regulus:if I have any say he doesn't actually his other self he is you right? Is wrecking havoc and throwing a tantrum right now

Tom:you-! *indignant*

Harry:yea your right how do yk it's him tho?

Regulus:saw pics and I'm a seer-

Harry:yea OK that checks out I like you now!

Regulus:nice guess my future son likes me-

Tom:your dating her!?*points at lily*I thought you were gay!

Regulus:not that it was any of your business m'lord but I am I'm dating James Harry's father I take it?

Harry:*cackles madly*

Tom:oh fck no no no his already insane just with his normal bloodline and YOUR PUTTINNG BLACK BLOOD ON THAT!? *points at harry*

Harry:HEY! and if I may you fcking married me you jerk! Don't say that to your wife!!

Regulus:his right yk *shrugs* James?

James:*use to this type of shit but also very slow* oh... OH yea I am nc going there haz!

Harry:thx! His your murderer tho?

James:in yours ig but reg already said I won't like any of my future sons partners so tbh I don't care-

Tom:can you take him back I'm tired-

James&harry:nope.

Regulus:give up once you get a potter it stays forever.

Lily:and thank god for that-

Harry and james:HEY!

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Harry:*just got sent back in time in the slytherin table more specifically Infront of Tom riddle who was shocked*....

*intense staring*

Harry:Holy fck you weren't supposed to be hot-... how am I supposed to kill you now!?

Tom:uh... You dont?

Harry:mmm... If you don't kill my parents in the future and fck me I promise I won't kill you? *is a slut but was forced to be celibate for months and is desperate*

Tom:*analysing Harry and that brief touch they did was a mind blowing orgasm with how powerful and perfect Harry was and head turning in gears that this one is his soul mate sent from heaven* yea sure why not?

Harry:oh great-anyways hi nice to meet everyone hopefully non of you dies I'm from the future AND ALBUS DUMBLEDORE CAN GO FCK HIMSELF ON GRINDELWALDS DICK TY

Tom:oh i love you actually wanna get married?

Harry:*looks down at Tom bcuz his still on the table* yea sure why not as long as u gimme that garlic bread

Tom:*gives it and then kisses Harry's hand* well then nice to meet you my dear~

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Harry: Why does this potion smell like sociopath

Hermione: Harry… that’s Amortentia

Ron: Wtf does ‘sociopath’ even smell like??

Harry: It sort of smells like Voldemort

Hermione:

Ron:

Harry: OH

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Harry:*got thrown back in Tom Riddle's hogwarts era muttering under his breath* hmmm choices choices either I fck him stupid he stops his world domination or I let him fck me so bad he'd be addicted to me and stop his world domination-

Tom:*right beside him* wha-

Draco:*who was also unfortunately thrown back in time with harry* shouldn't we just off him tho?

Harry:nah his way too hot to die-

Draco:*glances at Tom and absolutely doesn't give a shit their doing this in the great hall* hmm your right your right but I think the first option is good-

Harry:*doesn't even bother anymore* right? I have a huge dick and really good in bed

Draco:won't deny it since I've been under you far to many times but I think his a good top for both of us-*looking down at Tom's pants where you can see the outline of his well ykyk*

Tom:*very very flustered and absolutely bewildered bcuz why tf is the 2 guys his been attracted too for a few months since theyve got here and won't join his cause talking about this!?*

Harry:*also looks down and made an appreciative noise* hmm yea he'd probably will... *feels him up unashamedly while the Knights of walpurgis and everyone has their conservative ass dropping their Jaws off* so~ what do you say riddle? Wanna fck us both?

Tom:wait wait wait-

Draco:mmm yea m'lord~ wanna see how good we are in bed after all those staring? I'm practically getting a cold here with how you undress me with your eyes~ *also feeling up tom together with Harry using his pretty face bcuz he knows Tom can't deny shit he'd been staring at them both ever since they came in*

Tom:*first time in his life he malfunctions making both the succubus bcuz their anything but humans laugh*

Harry:oh dear calling him out with his kink is hardly fair dray~

Draco:yea well we both want to be under his pants and stop him from being a megalomaniac and waste this blessing*touches Tom's bulge bcuz his stupidly into this* then Im prepare to make those sacrifice~

Harry:*cackles madly before pulling Tom by his arm with Draco and leaving the great hall in shambles*

*Tom did infact get the time of his life and was to focused on pleasuring both him and his lovers he actually forgets to even make his hocrux and after a couple of mind blowing sex finally relented he was wrong and now was in the more compromised idea and yes his still a dark lord but more in the morally gray side with his 2 terrifying lovers lmao*

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Harry:*going in a murder spree in his own manor bcuz his not-husband stole his same age as him child*

Tom:*walking in with said child after finding out Harry is the mother* look Harry i-

Harry:go upstairs linc*stern but sweetly fake*

Lincoln:but mom-!

Harry:be good and go upstairs now. *glaring at Tom as linc scurries away*

Tom:*scared for his life*

Harry:and what pray tell did you do to my SON!?

Tom:look! I'm sorry I didnt-

Harry:you didn't know? you?

Tom:hey first of all the moment I knew he was yours I brought him back! Besides it was a good plan and we practically share a custody with barty, rebastian and-

Harry:AND SO WHAT TOM!? LINCOLN IS MINE MINE!

Tom: I'm gonna pay for childsupport? *doing anything he can to survive this*

Harry:GET OUT YOU BASTARD!

Tom:*runs away bcuz Harry is scary*

*this was litterally what happened in that fic not sure which I think it was that 13 lives fic? Not sure lmao except they kissed and if I'm right tbh they fcked not sure tho it was hazy lmao it was funny asf*

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Guys i got addicted to full circle is there any other tomarry fics like that?? Crack treated seriously more specifically but I'm ok with whatever

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I need maternal Harry potter fics stat (he needs to be in hogwarts age btw sorry I know it's a bit difficult to find but please gimme) Idc if it's toxic I just read through avarice and VDWKQOWL IM BROKEN GIVE HARRY A CHILD FFS

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Dtudtitup I'm looking for a tomarry fanfic where Harry times travels in the past to another body who's suicidal asf and Tom is interested bcuz the boy who was getting bullied and was normally a quiet average wizard is now super duper powerful who's not gonna take any shit from anyone dialaoslsa I forgot the name guys jelppp😭😭😭

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Is it weird that I wanna die??

That I wanna rest and be at peace?

That although I know it's selfish and irresponsible I want it?

That I yearn and crave for it??

I've always known that it was better to be gone

To be rid of this world and be free

Sometimes I imagine myself as someone who died uselessly and given a second chance?

I know that I should make this one worth it and strive to live for another day

That I was lucky to be given this life

That I should treasure it as a precious gift

But what if I don't want to?

I know it's an ungrateful thing to say

And I'm probably being a brat and a horrible person for wishing this...

But sometimes I just want for something to take me

To take me out of this reality

Be it an unfortunate accident or a horrible illness

Just something

I'm not even sure what's wrong with me anymore

Am I broken or just a horrible person

Is it bad that sometimes I'm jealous of someones trauma?

Am I so horribly ungrateful that I wish for someone else's trauma and experience??

Because it'd give me a reason to be like this?

That it'd give me a sick satisfaction of someone having a trauma so horribly horrible and that it'd give me a reason to give up??

Because I think I don't deserve to feel the way I feel

That my feelings are invalidated by myself

Because why do I feel like this??

WHY do I feel so horrible that I want to die

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE MY FEELINGS ARE

UNREASONABLE AND PETTY?

I'm not depressed at least I think so?

You might say I'm in denial but I genuinely think I'm not depressed

Because why would i? My life is bearable for some people

It's not good but it's ok

I'm content but I don't know am I happy?

Am I sad? I know I'm content I mean it could be better but I'm fine with it

But I'm not really sure if I'm happy

It's always been a monotone tune I hear in my life

Books and stories are the reason I even live

Is that weird??

That the reason I'm only alive is for the purpose of reading someone's stories someone's imagination??

I don't know I may never know the reason

But do you think I'm bad?

Do you think I'm broken?

Please tell me or I might just live my life never finding a purpose for it

Just living because it's what's expected for me just living for the sake of living nothing else

You might think I fear for it

But I really don't

I just want the motivation and maybe just maybe the happiness it comes with it and I might be able to feel things

Because these days I'm not even sure if I'm able love someone I'm not even sure I love my family

I care for them yes

I'd hate it if something happens to them

I'd sacrifice myself for them yes

But love?? I don't know

I don't know what's wrong with me

Am I broken

Am I depressed??

I dont understand anymore...

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Is the owner of the art APPRECIATE THEM GUYS ❤️❤️❤️😍😍

And yes I'm in a lot of fandom I'm currently in

Drarry

Marauders

Mdzs

Tgcf

Svss

Twisted wonderland

Totcf

Haikyuu

Hunger games(new)

Songbirds and snakes(new)

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Guys I've been addicted to totcf fics and I recently discovered albcale arrange marriage fic... And for the goodness gracious I NEED MORE OF THEM😭😭😭 so can anyone tell me fic recommendations of this? Either albcale arrange marriage since kids or an arrange marriage bcuz of the stoopid nobles after the war IDC GIVE ME ALL OF THEM PLS I'M DYING😭😭😭

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Saw this shit and as a zhuiling fan... Condolence Jin Ling your never gonna get rid of those marks 2 weeks or more😶

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Saw this shit and as a zhuiling fan... Condolence Jin Ling ur never gonna get rid of those marks for 2 weeks or more😶

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OK so this is a jiang cheng harem headcanon post

the venetriad brothers are inlove with him😂

Like nie mingjue is inlove with him because of his justiful personality and how good of a sect leader he is while, xichen is inlove with him because of how pretty and cute he is every time he goes red and his tsundere personality(idk how xichen sees jc or better yet all the brothers all I can say is that love at 1st sight ig? I haven't really read jc venetriad fic cause i don't have recs on it so yuhh) and Jin guangyao is inlove with him because of how a good parent he is towards Jin Ling and how soft he looks🤣

I even imagined that the reason why the 3 of them agreed to become brothers is to look out for each other not to make a move on jiang cheng or to be fair or sum shit

And jiang cheng sadly can't see it cause wei yings oblivious personality rubbed to himself

And then when guangyao and mingjue dead and after. Xichen went outside of seclusion the first thing xichen did was to make a move on jc🤣or in a friendly relationship cause of there brothers being married so made a move🤣like meeting together alone to talk about there brothers or Jin Ling and jingyi to the point that somehow jingyi sees jc as his mother😂

Lol and then when they All got revived again(in my au Jin Ling lost his core for 5 yrs and wwx found a way to restore it and not get corrupted by the resentful energy and somehow along the way he found a way to bring back everyone - I'm gonna make one on this don't worry😘)

Jin guangyao Nd and nie mingjue don't have a shit chance on jc cause his already married to xichen so everytime the family met and jc tells xichen I love you's or call him a'huan or sum shit xichen or just cling to him just Turns soo smug towards his sworn brothers

That's it!! Hehe sorry this has a lot of emojis it's because I made this whole chatting with my bff😂anyways like i always said u can use this headcanons if u want just credit me and sent me the fic cause I wanna read it😊now bye bye

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Ok just nearly finished reading svss and FFS moshang is cute and also saw a fan art where sqh was the spy of mbj's uncle? Yea and I was like this goin to be my aus mfs

So first off sqh is a spy of mbj's uncle (I forgot his name sorry) and he hungs out(secretly dating) mbj

So smt a happened that went into a fight with mbj and his uncle idk what maybe got caught making out with sqh and finally found a reason to kill him? Or smt anyways so yea

And thennnn mbj sent sqh to the human realms cause he knows he'll be safer there(and yes sqh is already airplane bro here)

So when sqh reached there he just worked the same like everythings normal but his still worried about mbj that the only thing that's keeping him from thinking mbj is dead is because of the sapphire pendant mdj gave him(they exchanged it btw) that knows whether the other holder of the pendant is alive or not and when the other holder dies? Or the pendant is broken it turns black.

The only one who knows about there relationship is shen qingqi(yes he is already cucumber bro when he came back) so yea after a couple of years the sapphire pendant turned black and he thought that mbj is already dead(which is totally possible because there was a lot of plot holes and not to mention the whole plot already devitated)

butttt no mbj didn't die the pendant just got full of too much demonic energy when he fall in the abyss(yes mbj fell in the abyss heavily injured and yes him and lbh met)

Anyways since sqh thought that his lover was dead obviously he was heartbroken duh and went into seclusion

And he left seclusion he got stronger (and yes if ur asking me he does no how to use demonic energy through spiritual energy idk how he does it but he can also the perks of being under mbj's uncle) and got better control of his spiritual and demonic energy tho he masked it so his still an outer disciple the other only know that he got a bit stronger nothing else

And then mbjs ambushed(more specifically the moment they met in canon extra) came.

Sqh wasn't sure if he was mbj or mbjs uncle since mbj was dead but was still hoping it was mbj so he stayed behind a bit and since mbj didn't say his name yet he really thought it was mbjs uncle when he stopped dead in his tracks when he heard mbj say "q-qinghua?... "

Sooo since he heard his name he knows it's mbj since mbjs uncle only calls him little spy so he used his ice powers and killed the other (7 disciples) to make it look like mbj was the one who killed them(yes he knows how to murder and fake it I mean he did train under mbjs uncle as a spy and when push comes to shove and although he doesn't like to kill he'll kill)

so since the evidence was gone he went closer towards mbj and saw he was injured (like the one is canon yes) knocked him out before he can say anything and carried him to an inn

And the happenings was the same at canon but when he got when qingqi didn't interrogate him and helped him instead 😆(perks of being BFFs to another master liar)

And in the future he became mbj consort and everyone loves him there since he knows how to do paperwork,accounting, housework, trades, and etc and got worshipped by everyone there😂🤣

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Is it just me or at some point in the future of mdzs wwx got bored and made a talisman/array that can travel through time and dimensions and the other dimensions can also contact them the "original" world as long as the "original" world contacts them or sum shit

And the juniors accidentally (more like jingyi got dared by Jin ling to mess around wwx lab) and got thrown into a time where either it's the sun shot campaign or the gusu clan era and while they wait(yes they know about the array/portal they have come to a different time when wwx visited a world where wwx was raised in lanling) for the adults to pick them up zizhen who was adopted by huaisang as his heir/younger brother ( cause wwx didn't wanna "disown" him as his son) after getting kicked out of baling and inherited his older brothers(huaisang) scheming and matchmaking ability matchmaked everyone there especially wangxian with the other juniors through utterly embarrassing the other of what they do in the "original world" and it's actually really funny 😂🤣