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THIS IS SO SWEET WHAT

Shout-out to my mom, who even in her fever driven sense of humor manages to support me and my selfshipping🧍‍♂️ love you ma 🙏😔

Picture under the cut, content warning for Krue from 1.5 years back since it's incredibly rare for me to get pictures, even more rare for full body ones

I'm fucking crying she learned how to use Canva on her phone to make this- and she's GOT THE FLU RIGHT NOW. she ALSO said "don't mind the backgrounds not matching up its part of the magic". Love... love the support? help?? Government assigned first date with my f/o was at some geysers I guess

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in light of Trump's inauguration speech declaring multiple national emergencies that require him to take god-knows-what executive actions immediately, I'd like to remember this chapter of "On Tyranny" by Timothy Snyder:

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what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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Heaven says

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Ok so I have a lot but these are the main 4 think

SELFSHIPPERS PLEASE REBLOG THIS POST WITH YOUR FAVORITE GIF OR PICTURE OR CLIP OF YOUR F/O!! OR YOUR FAVORITE PIECE OF MERCH WHETHER YOU OWN IT OR NOT!! ANY FAVORITES!!

i want to see all of your beloveds!!!

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Kenma Kozume Headcannons

By jian, because i have too much time on my hands. Also... projecting a bit.

☆ General

He's not that great at math, but can easily calculate the CRIT RATE/DMG on his gear.

Observes people from a distance, then tries to analyze their behavior for fun. If he's REALLY bored, he'll get all in on the typology shit

Bites his nails

"Wtf is a skincare routine??"

Tries not to trash talk anyone in matches, but he has to genuinely hold in his inner demons

Barely drinks water, chugs a lot after practice and then instantly regrets it because now he has to use the bathroom.

Speaking of which, he HATES public bathrooms. Piss anxiety gets the better of us and urinals aren't private enough.

Fucking loves green apple candy

Faked asthma to get out of P.E. in junior high.

Was obsessed with feudal japan because he got REALLY interested in a game that had that setting.

Laughs at his own jokes that he made up in his head. Everyone thinks he's crazy because he looks like he's laughing to himself like a maniac

I feel like he had an obscure fictional crush in a video game. He doesn't care what gender they are.

♤ Platonic

Unfortunately I must bring back the bathroom topic because I feel like he'd openly tell you "I need to fucking piss" if you guys are close. He no longer has shame.

He tried to guess your address and actually got it pretty close. LIKE SCARILY CLOSE.

Kind of chill with you and Kuroo.

He lets you sleep over, but he never gets to have his own bed. He sleeps on the couch.

Likes to just be alone one on one.

Spams invites to play video games.

He doesn't really like public hand-holding

He lets you touch his shoulders, back, and arms, but NO FACE OR LEG TOUCHING. yall are not CLOSE enough

Giggles the fuck out of dick jokes that you make because no one is immune to phallic humor

You guys kick each other under the table. Usually, Kuroo does it, but Kuroo rubs off on him a bit.

Fictional crush tierlist. You both argue who's the best.

♡ Romantic

Your guy's first date is literally at his house. You guys play games and shit

He doesn't get attracted to just anyone. It's usually people who are his friends or that he's close with.

Doesn't care what you look like, as long as you are healthy and not a bitch

He is the little spoon. He's too busy playing on his PSP to be big spoon

When it's dark out, he geeks out about constellations and random facts he picked up.

He's low maintenance, but he might come off as cold. In reality, he's just nervous

Relationship is really just an extremely flirty and intimate version of your friendship

You have never seen him cry until you guys got in a relationship. He's now comfortable with crying in front of you but still questions himself about why he is crying.

Hates to see you cry, and is often confused on how to handle it. He attempts to comfort you

You guys don't fight often because he just shrugs off whatever your debatable statement is. The only fights/lectures you get into is just telling him to communicate a bit more because it gets hard to tell what he wants. Although, this is more than all he could ever want. He's satisfied.

All dates are either at the movies or at home.

Likes the smell of your body wash. He buries his face in you (in private of course) and just ... basks in the scent.

You guys don't do the passionate French kisses or whatever, but instead you guys do sniff kisses or just pecks on the cheek.

He can't pull anyone else, so don't worry about him cheating on you. He has no interest in anyone else anyway.

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Me rn

Hey guys!

I’m looking for blogs to follow after leaving TikTok. I’m super into haikyuu right now if you couldn’t tell. But I’m not limited to that one series. I miss my anime boys (specially Bokuto).

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#true

selfshipping is not "cringe but free" its hardly cringe at all - its "amazing and free" or "awesome and free" but never was it cringe

ykw is cringe though? haters and harrassment !! they are cringe and the worst part is they are not even free lol

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How I draw kenma VS. how probably he draws himself

Yumejoshi shenanigans won't hurt....

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Wow...

Dklslslld

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me and my f/o

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Reconstruct WHAT.

i draw something new:]💕💕

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not my usual stuff but remember:

if/when tiktok comes back,

it is not the same place. it is not the same. and most importantly do NOT under any circumstances forget that The Tangerine was the one who wanted it banned in the first place and he is no savior, he, like everyone else in government, is doing what benefits him.

DO NOT FORGET THIS.

pick up the patterns, look at history.

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remember that he started this in the first place 🤗

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The ceasefire in Gaza has begun, and thank God we are still alive and well.

Thanks to your generous support, we have been able to get through these difficult times.

Your help was not just financial, it was a life-saving gift for our family.

There is not much time left for our campaign, and if you can contribute again, it will make a huge difference in accelerating our journey to safety. Your contribution may also inspire others to donate, helping us reach our goal faster.

DONATE 🍁

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A nice hot bath soothes aches and pains. It also makes you attractive.

Ignore the anatomy I'm still learning

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Let's get a proper intro.

I'm jian (xingjian), here's my business carrd.

Some people yumeship for fun, but unfortunately, I yumeship for sport.

Might post art on here. yall can request shit if you want <3