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you have to kill Nazis. you have to kill Fascists. this didn’t use to be controversial. my grandpa killed so many Fascists, man. and it was objectively morally correct of him to do so. the instant you start spouting some “we are the superior race” nonsense, you deserve to be killed badly. the instant you stop treating every human being with respect for their basic rights you have given up the right to claim humanity

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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🚨There is a secret episode of Game Changer out now on Dropout -- the one Sam doesn't want you to see! Go watch it now before he demands it needs to be taken down! It's the one we've all been waiting for!!!

👉Watch it on Dropout here 👈

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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Random headcanon: the reason that Peach and Bowser don’t seem to get a lot of respect in some Super Mario games is because the Mushroom Kingdom is kind of a rural backwater and isn’t terribly important or influential politically, so people tend to regard Bowser as a C-list villain for being so hung up on such an insignificant conquest. Nobody really expects Bowser to be a serious threat – that would be like expecting a guy whose main claim to fame is repeatedly failing to conquer Wyoming to be a serious threat – so they get taken by surprise every single time.

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That tiny yellow dot is Israel, the one and only Jewish state in the entire world, the size of New Jersey. The people who are against Israel are trying their best to brainwash everyone into believing that this tiny dot is a colonial invader.

Just how ridiculous can they be?

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Pamela Anderson choosing to wear no makeup (not “natural” makeup, not a “no-makeup makeup” look, but actually no makeup on her skin) to events and letting her wrinkles and age spots be clearly visible is actually groundbreaking and anyone who paints it as not a big deal, or worse, as somehow an attack on some other group, is a moron

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This is legitimately one of my fav quotes from him

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You fucks would defend the fucking gestapo as fellow humans before you engage in any direct action against people being black bagged and put into concentration camps

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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I could never own a parrot. They are splendid and delightful joyful creatures but I could not match their fucking whimsy. If I woke up at 4:45 am on a tuesday to the sound of some gleeful feather-cloaked varmint doing aerial somersaults all over the house while singing the world's most high-pitched whistle nightcore one-man a capella cover of Funkytown, I'd eat it.

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my brother was watching a random stream the other day when the guy got the news about the homestuck pilot and all the gen z/gen alpha kids in the chat were like “what’s homestuck? Is it as crazy as the amazing digital circus?” And the guy responded “that’s like comparing a burning building to the fall of the Roman Empire” and when the chat was like “can you give us a summary?” he responded “that’s like asking someone to give you a summary of the plot of the Bible”

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