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FORGOT THAT IT CAME OUT WHOOPS

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alright which one of you clownbags opened the heinz dilemma on ten thousand fucking tabs.

that’s a joke because this??? is fucking insane i cant comprehend??? weve surpassed 500 kudos??? over 10,000 FUCKING TEN THOUSAND HITS??? THIS IS SO UNREAL THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH?!?!

im actually losing my shit WOAH thank you all i cant even express. y’alls patience, support, engagement, interaction, all that stuff— it means so fucking much to me <33 thank you all. keep bein awesome sauce.

im gonna put a poll on here just bc im curious, what made yall click on the heinz dilemma? when i gave the fic that title it was mostly just me being like “hehe maybe some fuckers who took intro psych as i did will find this to be a silly reference and clicky” but the comments have been mixed, so i’m curious!

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mitski coded billford

The cipher says "Can I call you Bill?"

inspired by Mitski - I'm your man!!

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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

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Stanford pines is Aro/Ace to me.

That being said, do I ship Billford? Yes. Yes I do.

But it is imperative to me that you all know I ship it for the sole purpose that Ford having Fucked A Triangle (for science of course) is the funniest fucking thing in every single universe to me. No human form; just regular Bill. He made out sloppy style with that toxic polygon. That when he dumped him, Bill Cipher was in the throws of grief and was an inconsolable mess for the rest of his existence.

I ship Billford because a nerd who doesnt shower and burns his facial hair off instead of shaving not knowing he was dating and a interdimenstional chaos demon made up of only three sides with some serious problems and is flatter than a piece of paper has be cackling evilly like a wizard perfecting a necromancy spell for his evil dungeon.

Stan unable to decide if he’s horrified, disgusted, disappointed, or unsurprised (somewhere in the middle of all of them, because he always said Ford was more interested in geometry than a girlfriend)

Dipper making the realization hearing the way Ford and Bill speak about each other respectively and being unable to look at the journals (or any of the triangles in the windows) the same ever again

Fiddleford on his hands and knees at the fact that a TRIANGLE is more successful at rizzing up Stanford Filbrick Pines than he is in his perspective (he hasn’t come to the realization that Ford is acearo because he’s too busy having a horrendous gay panic)

The Henchmaniacs watching Bill sobbing and howling in grief like his entire world ended (drama queen) and having to distract him any time they see anything related to the number six (stop signs are always a pain because it leads to him being inconsolable for a minimum of two hours)

The fact that BILL is the pathetic clingy ex. The idea that Ford didn’t even consider the possibility of Bill being romantic because thats just how Bill is, right? Right? What do you MEAN I’m getting special treatment? What’s the significance he would have killed anyone else but he turned me into a gold statue? Isn’t it just because I am Smart?

Ford my beloved, clueless Ace.

But yeah. Billford. I love it. It’s the worst best funniest shit this side of the multiverse. Also this is coming from an Ace Demiromantic just so you guys know

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leave the man alone🙏

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They seem happy about this

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is it bad that i want to watch the whole ass run of doctor who purely for river song?

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Some people don't get it, but for me, like a BIG part of why I actually ship Billford in a specifically romantic fashion is because well... It just makes everything SO MUCH worse and more painful, doesn't it?

Like the fact that Bill CARED about Ford (and this part is certainly cannon, the romanticness of it might be up for debate, but Bill CARED, Bill LIKED him), the concept that Bill LOVED and still LOVES Ford even after all those years, the fact that Ford is the one person in trillions of years that Bill is open with, and that he can relate to, the one person in the entire multiverse he wants to keep, the one person he loves...

And yet, Bill still hurts him, he still betrays him, he still haunts and abuses him...

It just makes Bill so much worse

He CAN care, he CAN love

But that won't stop him from doing awful, violent, twisted things, even to the one person in the whole universe that actually MATTERS to him.

And that just makes it so much more horrifying and honest to goodness tragic

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cringefail old men @handymanbill

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More of them !

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Guys, I'm shocked by your activity! And you know what, in this mini video, I'm Bill and you're Ford:D

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throwing my hat into the Gravity Falls Au ring with Overlords AU, because what's better than having one evil scientist boyfriend? that's right, it's having 2!!! Meet the Triumvirate, the most notorious dimensional criminals in the multiverse

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I have a bad habit of keeping all my art (fics, drawings, etc.) to myself and never letting people see it.

Its a mixture of being afraid of what people may think of it and me being very protective of my self-indulgent art

"Its mine and only I get to see this beauty" gremlin mindset

BUT I'm trying to be more open cus I love my art and I just want to be proud of showing it online

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Currently losing it over whoever wrote this gem on the gravity falls shipping wiki

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Tests and Tension

Let’s see if I actually finish the story before the fandom dies again.

Part 1