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"there are only two sexes, it's literally third grade biology!" and pronouns are taught in kindergarten and you dont seem to understand those either

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I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:

—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.

—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.

—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money

—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them

—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa

—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them

—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in

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Everyone should read their own fanfics recreationally tbh this shit fucking rules. It's like the author knows exactly what I like.

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“Your pet would eat you if you died near it” yeah well so would a lot of people. My pet isn’t special. I give them food meal & never let them outside. Are they gonna open wet food themselves when I’m gone? Are you stupid? If I have to be the wet food to buy a little guy some time so be it. Fuck off

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I have been WAITING for this one. Crypton just approve of the figure so I can buy her already. Like, it's Vocaloid 3 Miku - the best Miku

Miku V3 is my life

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Every time I remember that Firt Kill was canceled after less than two months

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Mermista: I just don't understand why you'd want to be with HORDAK of all people.

Entrapta: YOU don't understand what it's like to love a big dumb puppy that worships you like a goddess?

Mermista: ...

Catra: Yeah, that shut me up too.

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“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

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Happy one year anniversary since First Kill got cancelled and my interest in TV shows completely diminished forever

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There sure are a lot of internet posts that amount to "thank God someone was abused, their abuser's tv show annoyed me. I'm so glad a real person got hurt so we can cancel this celebrity I found tiring. I was really hoping people I never met would turn out to have suffered in a way that would vindicate my media tastes"

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The vegan to ecofascist pipeline

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I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

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Parents who say, "If you're feeling well enough to play video games, you're feeling well enough to go to school!" don't seem to realize they are equating an extremely low impact leisure activity with a high stress and difficult involuntary obligation.

Source: reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts

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“we need more platonic relationships in media” your inability to turn off your shipping brain is a You problem