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Send 🚼 for your muse to find mine as a child.

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Send me a muse you'd like to see me roleplay as!

Anonymous or not

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Send 📖 for the Mun to tell a story

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Send “◑” for my character’s personality to turn evil or corrupt.

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for every ❤️ i get i will post a reason as to why i love my muse

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Ask me questions about dark/anti/corrupted AUs of my Muse.

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Come up with the strangest headcanon for my muse in anonymous.

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Send me a ✨ and I’ll say what Pokémon your character reminds me of.

If you can’t see the emoji send ‘glitter’ instead.

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Send an AU or a fandom and I’ll tell you what my muse would be like in that AU or fandom.

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Actions Speak Louder Than Words

Go into my Inbox and have your Muse express how they truly feel about my Muse without saying a word.

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Haven’t interacted with me yet but want too? Dear newcomers! Send 👌 + a Number to meet my Muse  there!

The library.

A restaurant.

Bus stop.

In the park.

On a train.

On a plane.

In school.

At the grocery store.

In a cemetery.

Outside My/Your Muses home. (Specify)

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Shit I've Heard In Class (Part One):

"I already know what tube socks are."

"If you're practicing seven hours a day, you get good."

"Let's talk about marriage vows."

"Who should I murder?"

"The respectability of your mom has yet to be established."

"I used to have 100% control of the temperature, now I only have 80% control, therefore I'm oppressed."

"God and I are on the same page."

"Spit in my hand."

"Is this how we're supposed to use our brains?"

"Give them candy when they do the right thing."

"Screw this, I'm starting over."

"Eenie, meenie, miney—forbidden."

"Don't murder anyone."

"Just YouTube it, okay?"

"Nice blinking, dude."

"I put the ladder on a trampoline."

"I LIKE my kids, but I REALLY like my dogs."

"If your best self includes a bladder that is unpredictable, then I can live with that."

"What did I get in trouble for again?"

"You're standing there, naked and alone..."

"Nope, no kids here."

"One time I got so mad I threw a bar of soap at a dresser."

"I gasp and squish first and then go, what was that, later."

"It's a great time and you won't get mugged. Probably."

"I can't wait to learn about morals."

"It's like a rave but with organized dance."

"I'm not about to give you parenting advice—no, yes I am."

"Do not let that word cross your lips."

"I'm too tired to talk to you right now."

"What do you have against Spongebob?"

"We agreed not to euthanize each other."

"I'll pee my pants next time."

"I wanna mug someone who's a challenge."

"Can't you just be obedient?"

"Now everyone's seen you dance naked."

"I'll use the context clues."

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Best Friend Starters

"Want to go somewhere?"

"Wait. Wait. You did what now?"

"Hey. How's it going?"

"I am sooooo bored."

"Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. Or we could sit around and do nothing."

"What fresh hell did you get me into?"

"When's the last time you bathed?"

"Got anything to eat?"

"What did I tell you about touching my stuff?"

"You're dating my ex?"

"Please tell me you have coffee."

"How do I look?"

"Let me give you some advice..."

"Drink up."

"You look ridiculous."

"I'm not going and you can't make me."

"What do you think I should wear?"

"Screw them. They don't know what they're missing."

"Can we not actually do this?"

"Pizza?"

"Is anyone else coming?"

"I'll walk with you."

"You look like you need a hug."

"Forget about 'em. You're better off."

"Pain gets better with time and alcohol."

"You need me to kick their ass?"

"Don't leave me hanging."

"Did you see that?"

"I leave no one behind."

"I don't suppose you have any idea what to do now..."

"Tea? Scone?"

"Stop being so melodramatic."

"I'm here for you."

"Give me five minutes."

"Why do I even hang out with you?"

"You know I would do anything for you, right?"

"Maybe you should cut down on the booze."

"That has got 'nope' written all over it."

"What's the worst that could happen?"

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Send “⌛” to interact with my muse as a child!

Send ⌚ for the reverse!

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send me muses you think i could rp

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Treat my muse

Send a symbol to give my muse a…

🍎- An Apple

🍉- A watermelon slice

🍇- Some grapes

🍓- Some berries (specify what kind)

🍊- Orange slices

🧀- a cheesecake

🍥- A cinnamon roll

🍰- A pie

🎂- a cake

🍦- some ice cream (specify what kind)

🍪- a cookie (specify what kind)

🍮- Some pudding

🍬- some candy

🍩- a doughnut/strudel

🍫- a candy bar

Or send 🍙+a food item!

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Share how your Muse feels about my Muse through physical touches. No words.

This could be fluffy and affectionate or potentially violent!