jetpuffedmarsh

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i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

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Crying and puking, Google maps made the Gulf of Mexico say Gulf of America

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Untitled JayVik

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"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

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hey sexy. I can tell by the frequency of your blog updates that you are once again avoiding it all

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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just something silly about jayce growing a mustache

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they call me the guy whos afraid of everything because. what was that. whos there

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tiger tale toys 🐀🐁

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Tomorrow? like the thing that killed Macbeth?

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in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like

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we're really in it now

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how do i put ram in my friggin laptop

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what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from