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every band name can be ranked on the 'is this a thing i would want in my house' scale between the police and the violent femmes

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People who think any criticism whatsoever is an attack are unprepared for any serious discussions about bigotry

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Dear Mr president the military industrial complex is actually woke and gay and also DEI i think the only solution is to get rid of it entirely

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super bowl halftime show recap

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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hey man what’s wrong with you

the usual

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being a pet is crazy bc they'll just be like you misbehaved So we're castrating u

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nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me ass situation to be in

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I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

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a few years ago i made the mistake of introducing my partner to tumblr

i think he's now fully tumblrified

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if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

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Sex variant & GNC men are gender-marginalized. Period. As in, marginalized for being men. Manhood is not synonymous with cisgender patriarchal manhood. There are other forms of manhood and masculinity, and some of these are marginalized by patriarchy. Recognizing the marginalization of certain forms of manhood is not "calling them women" it is recognizing facts right in front of your fucking face.

Trans & intersex men are men, just not in the cis patriarchal way. And they are marginalized for being non-normative men, for reclaiming masculinity and making it into something non-oppressive. I'm tired of pretending I have any sort of inherent male privilege embedded in my soul as a GNC intersex man. Sure I'd have privilege SOMETIMES if I decided to buzz off all my hair, stop wearing the clothes I like, bind tighter, and I started performing patriarchal masculinity, but I'm not going to do that. Because that's not how I am a man. I tried doing that for a long fucking time and it wasn't me. And the treatment I got during that time was, while better than what I get now, still riddled with struggle. It isn't as if I can hide all my intersex traits.

So I ask, what fucking privilege do i have for being a man in the way I am right now? The privilege to be assaulted in bathrooms? The privilege of seeing the disgust on customer's faces at work when they hear how low my voice is in contrast with my appearance? The privilege of demanding to know my birth sex, and not believing me no matter my answer? The privilege of medical abuse? The privilege of people thinking they have a say in my gender identity? The privilege of people mocking my body? The privilege of being paid less than all my coworkers who work the same job? The privilege of sexual partners being disgusted at my body?

I'm not seen as a man in patriarchal society, I'm seen as a freak. And freaks don't have privilege.

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Johanna presents her sinister invention for the first time...

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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

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what if you were a vampire and you were killing some victim and they fucking bit you and sucked your blood. all you wanted was a snack and now you got this fuckass fledgling