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Soooo I need more people to talk about how the vision from "The Horse and the Infant" is ALSO foreshadowing for Polyphemus. Like, Odysseus kills Astayanax and the Greeks go on their way and it's all good until the cyclops, who I think is also accurately described by Zeus. (Lyrics below).

"A mission

To kill someone's son

A foe who won't run

Unlike anyone you have faced before

Say no more

I know that I'm ready

I don't think you're ready"

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Men use “I’m just a man” to cheat on their wives. Odysseus uses “I’m just a man” to kill, slay and torture people to get back to HIS wife. They are not the same.

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“how will you sleep at night?”

“next to my wife”

THE WAY I SCREAMED

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thank you, detective, for locating my fellow cancer patient.

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Every time some fash posts about Real Art vs Duchamp's Fountain it's like lol that urinal has been kicking your ass for a hundred years

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‘whenever i see an old man sat alone i feel sad for him i think his wife must have died :(’ that’s john kramer sketching a machine that fries heads

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can’t stop laughing at this fucking tweetlwlwkjshajalajdhdjdlsj

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Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of 'There was a crying baby on the bus today' you would say 'Me when I'm in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.' And then you'd post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-"

Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I've said*

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It’s me I’m bitches

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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

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I use to be a Mulder, but too much life experience has made me a Scully.

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Will never see eye-to-eye with anyone less than the people who treat their pets like wandering ronin instead of valued family members. Like oh there goes Bronson our uncollared, chipless chocolate lab out of the permanently open back door again. If he comes home in three days after subsisting on garbage we'll be mildly thrilled to see him again but if he succumbs to his natural predator, the 2006 Toyota Camry, that's just the circle of life