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This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

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every time i think about them i feel like i need the memory gun

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Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.

Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.

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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie

Proof of concept:

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starting a collection

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This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny

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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?

Penis blast hilarious

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Leaf Patterns // Lalaf Crochet

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I like Miitopia, I love Drawfee, banger combo

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phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:

- you should kill yourself

- i'm going to kill myself

- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now

- do you get off to this or something

- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public

- bark like a dog. your below me moron

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i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain

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bringing this back

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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.