they are so fluffy and cute and soft. cats have all my heart
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:
- you should kill yourself
- i'm going to kill myself
- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now
- do you get off to this or something
- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public
- bark like a dog. your below me moron
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i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain
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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.
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both the people who are like “ugh the stuff with controlling kris/the no mercy route is so preachy 🙄🙄 sorry for playing a game” and the people who are like “you’re messed up for playing/enjoying the no mercy route or snowgrave route” are MADLY missing the point….. you’re SUPPOSED to play the game. that’s why it was made.��and you’re supposed to experience the interesting and thought provoking deconstruction of what it means to control the player character, and the subversion of the trope of indiscriminately killing rpg enemies, as part of fun and engaging little plot lines. and then you’re supposed to sit back and go wow! what a cool and neat thing to work into a plot. and then move on like…… i promise you toby is not actually trying to give you real actual lasting irl guilt for playing the games the way he painstakingly made them, and i promise theres nothing wrong with others fully enjoying the games the way he painstakingly made them either
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Myosotis, meaning "mouse's ear", commonly known as Forget-me-nots
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.
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I think a big part of the whole idea of "protest voting", or not voting as protest, stems from shear impatience. Understandable impatience, sometimes, because some things should not have to be endured, even for a moment, but nonetheless. There isn't a candidate who will give me everything I want now (this is literally impossible), so I'm going to just say "both sides are just as bad", and not participate. This might feel righteous, but it doesn't actually accomplish anything, except maybe help the worst candidate/the one with the most fanatical base win by dividing the opposition. I think another part of this, in the US, is the fixation on the Presidency over everything else. "I don't like Biden so I won't vote." Or, "I didn't get who I wanted in the Presidential primary so it's rigged/both sides are just as bad/there's no point to every trying to change anything." The Presidency is seen as the Grand Prize in US politics (and a lot of people greatly overestimate its power), and so people want to focus on that (see for example the chronically abysmal turnout in midterms historically, and also in local elections). But parties and movements are built from the ground up. Third parties always try to go straight for the presidency, but they haven't built up a strong, credible nation-wide base of support to make that run. Ultimately, I think even a lot of support for violent revolution/political violence very obviously traces back to this same impulse, this same impatience- people assume (likely conditioned by a diet of fictional media where the Lone Rogue Hero With A Gun gets the bad guys and saves the day) that violence is a shortcut, a faster, more efficient way to get "real change" than all that messy "politics" (this is a fundamentally authoritarian and even fascist worldview, and doesn't really hold up when you look at the history of long, grinding civil wars that often replace one bad regime with another, or even outright fail to overthrow the ruling government). You can even go deeper, more fundamental, and say that this same impulse improbably behind a lot of the appeal of apocalypse prophecies, which tend to be followed by a better world being reborn after all the evildoers are swept away (I've remarked before, as have others, on the similarities between "accelerationist" politics and "End Times" prophecies). But the truth- the truth that nobody wants to hear, but must understand-is that there is no fast, easy shortcut to change. Breaking "the system" (which isn't all that easy) doesn't mean that a better alternative automatically appears in its place (we can also talk here about the mythologizing of a "state of nature"). Major, substantive, lasting change is hard, and it takes time, and it means a lot of work building a movement, working out the nitty-gritty details and, yes, making compromises. And nobody wants to hear that. But it's the truth. There is no magic, short-cut "I win" button that "the establishment" has successfully hidden from you.
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