they are so fluffy and cute and soft. cats have all my heart
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every time i think about them i feel like i need the memory gun
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Jon: Wow look at all of these Freaks and Weirdos in these statements. Good thing that I'm unlike them and always logical and intelligent.
Also Jon: Supplemental-- I am in the walls.
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Concept: TMA quotes but it's Barbie
Proof of concept:
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This recent trend in media I love is starting to become uncanny
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Why do we as a society keep coming back to sex jokes?
Penis blast hilarious
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phrases that would change the game if i was allowed to say them to customers:
- you should kill yourself
- i'm going to kill myself
- you should be really embarrassed about the way you're treating me right now
- do you get off to this or something
- i'm going to marry your mother so i can teach you how to behave in public
- bark like a dog. your below me moron
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i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain
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Director's cut? I'm just trying to enjoy the movie. His circumcision status is none of my business.
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