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bruuuuh she thought she was gonna win 🥇 because she knows that I don’t like trying clothes in public, but lol not today satan, not ta freaking day 👅

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uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

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I was never really lying to you about who I was. I just had to lie about some things, because I needed to protect my peace, my beliefs, and my future.

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i hâte copy cats and basics

but it’s ironic because

im a copy cat and a basic ass person

so it’s like huh?????

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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) dir. Tim Burton

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What's your email again? 'bigbootyjeans@hotmail.com'

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Lmao I love how Adam fought the radio demon, the princess of hell, and Lucifer himself, but in the end the one to put him down is a two-foot tall cyclops with a knife and blood lust. Him, the first man, DickMaster, descender of all men, inventor of sexism, getting killed by someone who was (assumedly) a 1950s housewife is just poetic. Good for her honestly. I know some theorize she may have had an abusive husband, and if so Niffty I’m so happy and I hope that cathartic for you.

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i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

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Biggest hindrance of Doctor Who being a family show is that it ends up preventing authenticity. By which I specifically mean there's no damn way that Donna's response to some of the things The Doctor says wouldn't have been "Fuck off."

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the second you decide something is yours, that thing, that person, that whatever INSTANTLY begins moving towards you, “manifesting” you. it wants you, badly, and is doing everything in its power to get to you via the quickest and easiest route. and it has access to ALL routes—so so so many more than you could even begin to conceive of. ditch the mental acrobatics. ditch the (bullshit) ideas of resistance, of blockages. ditch the effort. ditch anything that feels even the least bit unnatural. set your intention, then ALLOW the unfolding with the joyful certainty that what you hold in your imagination and in your heart will soon be made visible to you. this isn’t a maybe. this is absolute. you are safe—i promise—to simply be who you are, to enjoy what’s here now, to say thank you.

i love you!

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One struggle 🫡

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