jester-wizard

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wandcels seething over orbchads

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Just gonna start using this excuse IRL.

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can't speak for clown wizard but the sounds that come out of me have a lot more lutes and jingling bells.

@clownwizardsupreme , does this ever happen to you?

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lots of ppl are getting confused by what the difference is between me and a bard is.

as a wizard, my spell casting stat is Intelligence (measured in sillies per book written). I have spent many years studying comedic theory and regularly publish papers on the matter.

bards are far more practical and regularly spend time perfecting techniques that i helped to create.

hope this clears things up!

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i wish to kill the clown god so i can change the name of clown magic from jestomancy to something better because clowns deserve better than to be compared with jesters

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what the fuck is your problem with jesters?

i wish to kill the clown god so i can change the name of clown magic from jestomancy to something better because clowns deserve better than to be compared with jesters

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i tried this, she stabbed me and then pulled me close like i was a shish kabob and gave me a kissie

make a girl smile today.

give her a sword.

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i love wizard posting bc it's just ppl playing pretend.

[jester-wizard]

WBI OPEN UP!

I CAST

CLAYMORE BLAST!!!

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every month, i cast a minor illusion and disguise self to look like im the king and i just got stabbed and throw myself down the stairs.

the king asks me to do this to see how the other kingdoms would react.

Recently I've been getting more creative with it tho. I'll do whole monologues and stuff and really sell the dying noise (blood gurgling, hacking and coughing, etc).

other kings and queens have been asking that i do the same for them and now the whole plane is going it and so now nobody knows who's dead and whos alive.

the necromancers are getting pissed at me bc they keep getting called to resurrect and summon people who aren't actually dead.

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i cast a really subtle enlargement enchantment on my cockscomb (jester hat) everyday until finally the floops teach the floor and are as wide as the castle halls.

the king is old and for some reason thinks this is normal and hasn't said anything. I'm knocking down trays of food as i walk past servants.

[jester-wizard]

the hot new trend is "guard posting"

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cant fuckin BELIEVE this

Wizard Council Bulletin One

PAY TAXES

[jester-wizard]

Fictional Weapon War Round 3

Orb (Pondering My Orb meme)

First posted to Twitter in October 2021 and the rest is history

The image is from a gamebook called Middle-Earth Quest: A Spy In Isengard and the artist is Angus McBride

Kendal (Aurora webcomic)

Forged after Vash defeated the storm god, Tynan, by using the metal to replace his arm and the blue crystal to replace his eye

Was then passed on to a person by the name of Kendal

Mod comment:

These have both been very heavy hitters up until now but only one can move on

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usually at the point when they ask why you haven't aged since they started seeing you.

I haven't dated in a while.

At what point do you let them know that you're a wizard?

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i had something similar (i live in a quicksand pit). i just connected all the towers together.

the only problem is the sand elementals but usually let the low and medium level adventurers deal with them.

i usually pay them with a new cat familiar orb.

I used to have a wizard tower. It was swallowed by the swamp. Then I built a second wizard tower on top of it. It was also swallowed by the swamp. The. I built a third wizard tower on. The same spot, and it was only mostly swallowed by the swamp. Now I live on the top floor of a wizard tower which is the only part not swallowed by the swamp.