jessthenot-so-hotmess
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Hey there, name's Jess. I'm 34 years old, from New Hampshire, trans (she/her/hers), polyamorous, panromantic and either ace, grey-a, or demi (still sorting that out). My blog's a bit of an eclectic mix, and some things it consists of include but are not limited to: fandom stuff (Steven Universe, Doctor Who, Avatar, Godzilla, comics, and a lot of others), animals, mythology, sci-fi, fantasy, writing stuff, things relating to feminism, trans rights, gay rights, racism, and other social justice stuff (I know; how descriptive of me, eh?), and some personal posts here and there. I don't tag stuff that much but I am working on it. And if there's something you'd like/need tagged so you can blacklist it, do let me know and -barring the possible occasional slip-up, I shall do so. I'll likely be tweaking and playing around with this description thing off and on til I feel it's as good as I want but for the moment, this'll be sufficient I think. And I still can't think up anything good for a title >< (maybe something poking fun at how organized of a "mess" this is?)
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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"
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who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying
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we stole america just to pave it over and abandon it
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There’s a serial killer in your town. Unfortunately for them you are a necromancer and you have fun driving that maniac insane.
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fucking love when bitches lie to me for fun. i just asked this dude about a scar on his chest (perfectly vertical, about 3 inches long) and he launched into this story about how it was an injury he’d gotten from a metal overhang on a boat in highschool and ended the story with “but actually i got heart surgery”
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looked up my symptoms on webmd and it turns out i have an ancient ancestral curse that has been passed down my bloodline for generations
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