jesstheespeon

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pukicho distortion studies

Keep going. we're on the cusp of something massive

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If I put my frozen chicken nuggets around the edges of my plate like a fairy circle, and put it in the microwave for an amount of time... Will the fairies transported through then be microwaved?

This thought process is so fucked up. There is something wrong with you. Do you want to come work for me in my evil wizard lair

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i led an all-ages hike today for our local Pride organization (which was great!) & there was a 6-year-old on the hike who was super engaged in all my little Naturalist spiels until the very end nearly two hours into the hike as we approached the end of the trail & he became tired and a little over it. I fell to the back to make sure we had everyone & he was at the end of the line with his mom and he stopped suddenly in the middle of the trail and put out his little arm so I bumped into it and I stopped and he said “you can’t come with us.” I said, “you’re leaving me here?!” He said, “you’re for the forest.” I said, “what have I done to you today to deserve this abandonment,” and he said, “it’s not like that.” I said, “oh, like I shouldn’t take it personally?” And he said, verbatim, “yeah, like…don’t make it a thing.”

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i get so annoyed when people extend a word incorrectly. what do you mean you had a "hugeeeee" burger. dont you mean a huuuuge burger? are you saying "huge-eeeeeeeee" out loud huh??? you start buzzing like a damn mosquito? well i fucking kill those. so watch out

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NO ONE knows how to use thou/thee/thy/thine and i need to see that change if ur going to keep making “talking like a medieval peasant” jokes. /lh

They play the same roles as I/me/my/mine. In modern english, we use “you” for both the subject and the direct object/object of preposition/etc, so it’s difficult to compare “thou” to “you”.

So the trick is this: if you are trying to turn something Olde, first turn every “you” into first-person and then replace it like so:

“I” →  “thou”

“Me” →  “thee”

“My” →  “thy”

“Mine” →  “thine”

Let’s suppose we had the sentences “You have a cow. He gave it to you. It is your cow. The cow is yours”.

We could first imagine it in the first person-

“I have a cow. He gave it to me. It is my cow. The cow is mine”.

And then replace it-

“Thou hast a cow. He gave it to thee. It is thy cow. The cow is thine.”

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World's most divorced man becomes first human to be alienated from both biological and digital children.

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One of my favorite dutch sayings is actually “Alles kan kapot” which translates “Everything can break” and is usually used when you wanna cheer up your friend who has fallen for someone who’s already in a relationship

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ok well i'm gonna go jerk off now *starts getting lowered by chain pulley into an ominous glowing red pit*

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Given that gnomes are angels according to paracelsus, do they have free will?

Paracelcian gnomes are angels so low on the great chain of being they're effectively close to humans. They're kinda like how Islam conceives of djinn. They definitely have a degree of free will. They can get married n shit.

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hey i dont think you people have permission to use that art to advertise your knockoff agar.io roblox game

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I hate when animals are ontologically evil

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my fucking homunculus electrocuted itself after i wrapped it in chrismas lights and with only 2 hours before guests arrive im so fucked

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phenomenon

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