jesstheelephant
Cogito ergo sum
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~Jess. 28. ~ She/they. Mental health nurse. Remains obsessed with GA and WLW.
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jesstheelephant · 1 day ago
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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it
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I am in tears
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did I ever tell yall I used to think charlie chaplin was a drag king. for like three years straight
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you know what’s a trope that never gets tired is when theyre bouncing around in the plot and suddenly an important name crops up- it’s blorbo bleebus. and some dude is like who the hell is blorbo bleebus. and we immediately cut to our new friend blorbo bleebus pulling the most absolutely buckwild shit you’ve ever seen
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jesstheelephant · 1 day ago
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I don't know why cis guys think they possess the secret face-shaving knowledge. I feel like I'll casually mention that I cut myself shaving to one of my cis guy friends and they'll be like, "Ohoho, my sweet little baby boy, new to the world of man things, take my hand--" Back off, dweeb. I've shaved things you couldn't label on a diagram. I just use a straight razor because I'm pretentious and annoying so I Sweeney Todd my own situation on the reg.
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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I love looking at the tags on pictures of gillian anderson
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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"men were radicalized because they were tired of being demonized" oh piss off. since the beginning of time women have been blamed for all the ills of the world on a literal, cosmic sense. for most of human history there was a belief that there is an inherent wickedness to the female nature that made us all treacherous vixens using our feminine wiles to reach our shady purposes, and the only women who avoided the stigma by being literal saints were seen as the exception that proves the rule. the natural inferiority of women was attributed not just to a feebleness of mind but to a feebleness of character. we were seen as cowardly and cunning and the stereotypes used to justify our oppression never really went away, they just lurk now in the people's collective unconscious waiting to be weaponized against any detested woman via confirmation bias. but god forbid you fragile losers have a moment of reckoning about all the bullshit you've been putting women through without wanting to hitler out. if "this demographic was mean to me so i get to take away their rights" was a valid political stance feminism would be about getting to hang men on the public square. you should count yourselves lucky we just want independence for us and accountability for you.
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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oh to be a dog
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"All you country boys saying you know how to treat a woman right, well only a woman knows how to treat a woman right!" CHAPPELL ROAN on Saturday Night Live
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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Fanfic reader's prayer: may my favorite author's hyperfixation on this fandom last longer than mine 🙏
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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Shrinkflation
So, I found out a fun fact this last weekend!
Every state has a Department of Weights and Measures. One of their jobs is to make sure that companies are actually selling you the quantities they claim they're selling. For example, this is the department which tests gas pumps and makes sure they're really pumping out a gallon of gas when they charge you for a gallon of gas.
So....
If you happen to, just as an example, notice that your 1lb (16 ounce) box of San Giorgio spaghetti actually only has 10oz of noodles, and you weigh your other boxes of spaghetti to discover they run from 10 to 14 ounces but never the full pound they're supposed to have, and that's why you never seem to have enough pasta for leftovers the next day, then you can report that to the Department of Weights and Measures.
They will want to know where you bought the item, and then will investigate whether the store or the manufacturer is routinely shorting customers. If they do, they will issue a fine to the offending party, you will be eligible for a refund, and under some circumstances lawsuits may follow.
Now, I don't know the outcome of the complaint I just initiated, but they did not want to know specific receipts or times of purchase. Which is good for me as I didn't keep any of those things, at the time I just said "Wow, fuck San Giorgio" and switched brands. But this is still enough to get an inspector out.
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jesstheelephant · 2 days ago
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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
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