jessiekoipond
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my life is a fart
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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men have those slutty veins in their hands and expect you not to lose a lil focus
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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looks thru a glory hole & sees a train coming straight towards me
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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I'm NOT gonna say it again
SEASONINGS include herbs and spices, along with minerals and chemicals used to season food!!!! Salt, citric acid, and MSG, are all examples of seasonings that are NOT herbs or spices!
HERBS are flavorful leaves. Only. Leaves. Doesn't matter if its dried, fresh, whole, or ground, if it is a leaf, it is an herb
SPICES are flavorful parts of plants that are NOT LEAVES. These include seeds, berries, stems, bark, roots, flowers, buds... NOT LEAVES
THANK YOU
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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Oh before I forget it exists again I need everyone to see this r/whowouldwin post
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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My brain inflicted this on me and no way in hell was I going to suffer alone with it.
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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People who see pics of like those fucked up deep sea fish and creatures and go "omg I'm never going swimming in the ocean again 😰😰😰" calm down. They're 5000 feet below where you are and also i went down there and none of them even knew you. Leave them alone bitch
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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you. lower mammal
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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opening my followers every day and blocking the pornbots like a humble farmer pulling weeds from the vegetable garden. wiping my brow of sweat at my labours in the sweltering sun
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NASA released the clearest images of Neptune’s rings in over 30 years.
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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Working on that summer body
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jessiekoipond · 2 years ago
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T shirt that says: YOUR OBSESSION WITH YOUR OWN PATHOLOGY AND WHAT MAKES YOU TICK COMES ACROSS QUITE SELF INDULGENT, PUMPKIN
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