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Colin being petty on Pen's behalf NEVER gets old.

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The Bridgerton Siblings expressing their Sexual Desires:

Daphne (to Simon): I really want to fuck you.

Anthony (to Kate): You are the most irritating person I know, and yet all I want to do is fuck you.

Colin (to Penelope): I am spiraling and barely functioning as a human at the mere thought of you; I prefer laying around in bed just daydreaming about us together; I-- *five-page essay later* So, in conclusion, would you please grace me with the opportunity to properly fuck you?

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day 210/548 of namjoon's military service

this selca was posted on 160407 with the caption:

Cherry blossom-Mon 2016

(trans cr: Mary @ bts-trans)

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Colin drempt of Penelope in nothing but her nightwear. No jewels. No fancy hair. No adornments of any kind. Just her. He drempt of her in her comfy clothes and that's just so lover boy of him...

This is the most stripped down he's ever "seen" her. Comparable (at this point) only to their first kiss, and even then, she's dolled up, though that may have been the first time he's seen her hair all down and loose...

His subconscious could have conjured up an exact replica image from their kiss the night before for this dream, but instead he pictured her in a much more romanticized way, and I love that for us...

This boy is so soft and gone for his bestie. I mean, the main narrative of his wet dream was them confessing their feelings for each other and then making out?! Like!?

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Congratulations to Colin Bridgerton for being the first Bridgerton child to actually take his mom’s advice

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I love that they’re all getting twirled. So whimsical

The three Featherington girls dancing with their husbands.

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im sorry but also im not

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colin "he's a pathetic puppy" bridgerton text posts are too fun to make

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everytime I see this gif I get literally chills in my spine and biggest buzz serotonin ever my stomach just feels so weird full of butterflies why is this the prettiest and sexist kiss ever? it needs to be studied in schools and in acting classes because why does it feel sooo fcvking real and that they aren’t even acting we deserved more of this way more of this please it’s so HOT sexy my god

It truly is the prettiest most sensual hot kiss like they are so intoxicated in each other and filled with so much love SICKENING I wanna jump of a bridge right noww

I just know there’s scenes of them you know starting out their whole sex scene and kissing I need it bad bc why did we only get 20s how did they start the scene ofc as actors they don’t just jump into it so they need build up and set of scenes before the bed scene where is it please release it and I’ll never ask for anything else

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nothing is more bridgerton than "don't worry, i will fix this for you" then coming back like "well, actually, i've made it much, much worse"

they're a family of literal clowns.

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The way that even I was confused why Portia was loitering, in the scene when Colin gave Penelope her ring, until I realized oh they’re supposed to have a chaperone. They’re usually supposed to have a chaperone but they never do and even funnier, they were as thrown off by it as I was

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Served cunt, caused problems, took names, healed generational trauma, made bank, gave face, rode dick, a whole MOTHER (metaphorically and literally) at the age of 20.

Penelope Bridgerton; they can never make me hate you.

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Nothing will ever make me laugh as hard as realising by the time these fuckers get a chaperone she's already pregnant

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Scalped and beheaded multiple times

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One detail I love that hasn’t been explicitly shown is that Penelope is definitely the favorite mistress amongst the staff in the Featherington household. Penelope and her lady’s maid Rae are locked in for life. And yeah you could argue that Penelope is obviously going to be Rae’s favorite because of the bond between ladies and their maids during the era, but it’s not just Rae who seems to love Penelope:

-Varley’s loyal to Portia through thick and thin but holds an obvious soft spot for Penelope and a…. tolerance…of Prudence and Phillipa.

-When Eloise came to visit it looks like the staff there were also on edge for Penelope; they seemed to give the girls complete privacy for their whistledown conversation after the moon ball (which is crazy given that staff in Bridgerton are ground zero for spreading gossip lol).

- you’re telling me that in 3 seasons no staff- especially those that work late- never saw Penelope leaving the house in her whistledown cloak? Someone had to have seen her by now and that implies they just pretend that they don’t because they like her that much

- footmen back then usually help escort the passengers down from their carriages. The footmen post-carriage scene knocked on the roof instead. Those footmen knew damn well what was happening, they just happened to be team polin.

- back to the realest bitch out there: Rae. I have a theory that with all her little side eyes and smirks at Colin she told the other staff what was so clearly going on and was like “listen guys Penelope may be our favorite but bless her heart she’s got NEGATIVE rizz. We need to help our girl out” and so that’s how all these too-perfect opportunities for polin to meet up happened.