jessicarhb
jessicarhb
General Obsessions, to change frequently
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Chicago Adjacent, 30’s ish
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jessicarhb · 16 days ago
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"A society that takes care of its own does not produce children who dream of burning it down."
-Xiran Jay Zhao, Heavenly Tyrant, page 208
(Not saying who says that line to avoid spoilers)
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jessicarhb · 1 month ago
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“Make a mini series confirming his bisexuality” and it’ll just be this for half the comic
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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Colin being petty on Pen's behalf NEVER gets old.
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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The Bridgerton Siblings expressing their Sexual Desires:
Daphne (to Simon): I really want to fuck you.
Anthony (to Kate): You are the most irritating person I know, and yet all I want to do is fuck you.
Colin (to Penelope): I am spiraling and barely functioning as a human at the mere thought of you; I prefer laying around in bed just daydreaming about us together; I-- *five-page essay later* So, in conclusion, would you please grace me with the opportunity to properly fuck you?
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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day 210/548 of namjoon's military service
this selca was posted on 160407 with the caption:
Cherry blossom-Mon 2016
(trans cr: Mary @ bts-trans)
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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Colin drempt of Penelope in nothing but her nightwear. No jewels. No fancy hair. No adornments of any kind. Just her. He drempt of her in her comfy clothes and that's just so lover boy of him...
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This is the most stripped down he's ever "seen" her. Comparable (at this point) only to their first kiss, and even then, she's dolled up, though that may have been the first time he's seen her hair all down and loose...
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His subconscious could have conjured up an exact replica image from their kiss the night before for this dream, but instead he pictured her in a much more romanticized way, and I love that for us...
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This boy is so soft and gone for his bestie. I mean, the main narrative of his wet dream was them confessing their feelings for each other and then making out?! Like!?
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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Congratulations to Colin Bridgerton for being the first Bridgerton child to actually take his mom’s advice
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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I love that they’re all getting twirled. So whimsical
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The three Featherington girls dancing with their husbands.
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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im sorry but also im not
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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colin "he's a pathetic puppy" bridgerton text posts are too fun to make
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jessicarhb · 7 months ago
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everytime I see this gif I get literally chills in my spine and biggest buzz serotonin ever my stomach just feels so weird full of butterflies why is this the prettiest and sexist kiss ever? it needs to be studied in schools and in acting classes because why does it feel sooo fcvking real and that they aren’t even acting we deserved more of this way more of this please it’s so HOT sexy my god
It truly is the prettiest most sensual hot kiss like they are so intoxicated in each other and filled with so much love SICKENING I wanna jump of a bridge right noww
I just know there’s scenes of them you know starting out their whole sex scene and kissing I need it bad bc why did we only get 20s how did they start the scene ofc as actors they don’t just jump into it so they need build up and set of scenes before the bed scene where is it please release it and I’ll never ask for anything else
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jessicarhb · 8 months ago
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nothing is more bridgerton than "don't worry, i will fix this for you" then coming back like "well, actually, i've made it much, much worse"
they're a family of literal clowns.
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jessicarhb · 8 months ago
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The way that even I was confused why Portia was loitering, in the scene when Colin gave Penelope her ring, until I realized oh they’re supposed to have a chaperone. They’re usually supposed to have a chaperone but they never do and even funnier, they were as thrown off by it as I was
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jessicarhb · 8 months ago
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Served cunt, caused problems, took names, healed generational trauma, made bank, gave face, rode dick, a whole MOTHER (metaphorically and literally) at the age of 20.
Penelope Bridgerton; they can never make me hate you.
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jessicarhb · 8 months ago
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Nothing will ever make me laugh as hard as realising by the time these fuckers get a chaperone she's already pregnant
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