Jessica Misitano is a Chicago based comedian that delivers jokes with what exactly audiences from across the country crave: internal reactions followed by loud laugher. The unapologetic comic is a regular at Comedy clubs in Chicago and has also worked with some of the most popular comedians today.
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I have included a new headshot. Also we got #BamMargera to plug our Open Heckle Mic. That made me smile.
Currently getting my car worked on but helping my brother pump brakes.
Maybe I’ll get dinner with my nephews.
Oh I’m also on another show tomorrow in Gary, Indiana. It’s not as scary as people think.
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I had a fun weekend doing shows in Detroit. This wasn’t in Detroit but Taylor Street Tap in Chicago. I’d like to go back to Detroit sometime, I made some friends for once!
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https://youtu.be/E6ru1Gk1rlk
Winfield, Indiana Valentines Day
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#comedy #standupcomedy #funnywomen #chicago #chicagocomedy
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Hello. I’m at a diner in Arlington Heights, Illinois. I am getting my oil changed because I’m going to Cleveland for a show and I don’t want my engine to explode. Jason Melton is coming with me. We’re doing the show together.
I’m afraid these mechanics are going to tell me a bunch of stuff that’s wrong with my car and I’m gonna have to do that awkward thing where I say no a bunch and give a weird excuse for not having $1,000 to fix whatever they say I need. I wonder if they’ll bring up the bullet hole in my windshield.
This diner is nice. Food is cheap. I have a pic.
Hopefully I don’t bomb tonight.
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Hi. Hello. It’s me, Jessica. I have a Tumblr again and I’m very ok about it. At first I needed a way to string all my dumb thoughts together and also to keep track of my shows and fliers, so I kept it all in my Google Docs. Then I thought, hey people sometimes ask when my next show is, so I made this Tumblr.
I have a show this weekend at Alive One. I think it’s Sunday. I don’t know the time because I was just asked about it a few hours ago, but by the time anybody sees this for the first time, this show will have come and gone. I still want to have documented evidence that I’m getting booked.
It’s January 1st in Chicago. Weed is legal here now. I still can’t afford it, so it doesn’t really apply to me. I was at my sister's house last night and took a picture with my niece who respects me less and less every time I see her. I think she might still love me but I don’t know.
I never make New Years’ resolutions because I don’t like to set myself up for failure. I just try to be a good person and put in as much effort as my willpower allows, which isn’t much by the way. Maybe that’s something I’ll work on this year.
Alright. That’s it I guess. Maybe I’ll post again soon. -J
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