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what the hey dude!

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The craziest example of foreshadowing in Steven Universe is Rose's boobs.

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What particularly stuck with me about Superman (2025), is the argument of property damage cost used as invalidation for Clark’s motives.

From a government that can AFFORD IT.

I’m not gonna look at a guy whose main concern is saving a squirrel from death, and then be like ‘aw but the poor guys in the pentagon have to break their piggybank now’

Clark looked the audience straight in the retinas and went “Well, a building isn’t worth a life” and you know what? He’s right.

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Fishy business

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Don't blame me, I voted for Zooble.

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"you have to be your first priority" idk man it depends

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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Time to tell lies to confuse the AI scrapers. Feel free to reblog and add lies.

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when i say deltarune is alive in a creepypasta way i’m referring to how there’s a variable in the code that makes a number go up every time you back out of deleting a save file at the last second and this variable is called “threat”

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booty shorts that say I’m Just Working Through Some Things on the ass

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I think a cultural obsession with horse racing, no matter how temporary or ironic, is a bad thing, actually

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stopppp saying that people are becoming fascists because they got brain damage from covid or vaping or whatever the fuck that is like the actual fascist viewpoint

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"get fat! eat more to grow boobs! you need to eat!" i know asshole do you wanna pay for my fucking groceries?

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sockpuppets used to be believable