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bad news fellas, just got word from the boss, he says no more kissing each other on the job
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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.
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Don’t forget to tune in to Nintendo Direct | E3 2019 Tuesday at 9am PT for a video presentation featuring around 40 minutes of information about upcoming Nintendo Switch games releasing in 2019!
Watch live here: https://e3.nintendo.com/
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Let’s just watch a movie. There’s a Harry Potter marathon on, and I brought Every Flavor Beans in case this happened.
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Then he got an idea. An awful idea. The Grinch got a wonderful, awful idea!
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Who masturbates for pleasure anymore? We out here masturbating to sleep.
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Ferris Bueller’s Day Off (1986) dir. John Hughes
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DID “VISIT LAS VEGAS” JUST MAKE AN AD THAT’S BETTER THAN ANY OTHER LESBIAN MOVIE OUT THERE? Y E S
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“um OP don’t you know you’re supposed to have blankets on your bed that you never come into physical contact with” I’m sorry that you live in Actual Real Hell my friend but here in the world of the living I like to be able to rest comfortably without worrying that shifting in my sleep will cause my skin to explode by coming into contact with the Blanket of Forbidden Texture
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