Gender of the day: whatever makes you gay. He is from a long line of quality Pretzels.
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you ever scroll through your own blog and think “damn y’all follow this?”
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me: *sees glitter*
glitter: ✨✨✨
me: :0 !!!!
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We had to do Kinetic typography in class today. I chose a very important audio clip
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Science Fighter – What if the great scientists had special moves...by Diego Sanches.
Charles Darwin – Evolution
Albert Einstein – E=mc2
Pythagoras – Tetractys
Marie Curie – Radium
Stephen Hawking – Wormhole
Pythagoras – Pythagorean Theorem
Isaac Newton – Opticks
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watch and learn, dumbshits *teleports thirty meters below my current position and suffocates on dirt and clay within seconds*
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my gender is bees. thats it. just bees thats all there is to it
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GQ- Glenn Howerton is Dead Serious About Being Funny…
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Maul: eat kiddo. You have to eat something it's late.
Me: Yeah... yeah! Cereal seems good.
Jerico: Or... or..! You could eat that entire swiss roll.
Me: Hmmmmm.
Jerico: DO IT. DO IT. DO IT. DO IT.
Maul: are you kidding me
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