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[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

If you're able to catch me first <3

Come to the roller skate rink with me boy I’ll give you 6 dollars for the snack bar.

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OMG THE RINK-

Its. Being a BIG while since i went there. I don't even know how good i am on skates now...

Well. Best chance to try its now, lets go old man!

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Come to the roller skate rink with me boy I’ll give you 6 dollars for the snack bar.

-☎️

OMG THE RINK-

Its. Being a BIG while since i went there. I don't even know how good i am on skates now...

Well. Best chance to try its now, lets go old man!

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Its just that. Uh. Kath used to sing it too and for a big while i thought she just made it up...

Uh,,, that song. You were singing when cleaning... What's the name of it?

- jer

Oh it’s called Feed the machine, i could only ever find one copy of it and if i ask the employees at tower records they look at me if I’m insane, but i really enjoy the music i did have. I might have the copies i made somewhere, but i did have a lot of the songs memorized.

Any reason you brought this up? You usually just steal my records and tapes for the song titles.

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Hey have you seen michael’s finger I don’t think he’s realized he’s lost it yet.

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Wait.....

FREDDI WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE IN YOUR MOUTH

FREDDI YOU LITTLE DEVIL COME BACK HERE

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

Hey i got the cookies you asked for last night.

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FOOD TIME HELL YES

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

OOOO YESS THATS A SHORT DRIVE

Do you already have an idea to where we can go camping?? I rlly liked the idea and i cant wait for it!!!

- jer

I was thinking Zion the state park? It’s only like, 35 minute drive? I think?

Just gotta get the tents….

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

What did the toasters do to you…

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I AM JUST TRYING TO MAKE TOAST

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

There's SO many good natural parks around! I can grab a magazine and we can look better into it and find the best for everyone

Okay I'm so fucking excited now

oh, uhm, also jer I...kinda asked graham if we can all go camping some time soon and he kinda said yes and we're kinda already planning it and I think he bought supplies

- michael

OMG YEAH YOU DID GOOD I LOVE CAMPING!

Do you know where we going??

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

oh, uhm, also jer I...kinda asked graham if we can all go camping some time soon and he kinda said yes and we're kinda already planning it and I think he bought supplies

- michael

OMG YEAH YOU DID GOOD I LOVE CAMPING!

Do you know where we going??

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

He's Santa's watcher.

I flipped over the pillow while laying on the couch and made eye contact with a Christmas tree with eyes.

That thing can see into souls jeremy what the fuck let me take a nap.

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

No its a threat of me commiting mass manslaughter for sewing an ugly sweater that is actually ugly

I NEED MORE YARN i need green and a lot of yellows bc im making Charlie a sweater and it has to be the prettiest ugly sweater ever or im going to appear in the national news

- jer

MORE YARN THEN WE GOT YESTERDAY?

Wait that makes sense she is like nine feet tall. So yea, also I’m assuming the news thing is a threat of round two from the time you fought him on shift?

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

My partner's cat wants to ruin our relationship I'm sure of it

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

I haven't even throw him from the couch for days now i AM being civil

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

That cat hates me and i hate that cat we have a deal going on

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

No. Don't you dare try to make me flustered so i agree with you. Not working this time.

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

You want me cold and alone and with insomnia during december???? Where has the Christmas spirit gone???

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with

[jeremy-fitz-is-on-break]

The hat has "stupid fucking idiot" and "evil and demonic" sewed on it

Michael be honest do you think freddi REALLY deserves a tiny santa hat??? Be honest with me

- jer

he ABSOLUTELY deserves one but he might get upset if you try to put one on him, he doesn't really like having his ears messed with